The Punker and the Old Sailor
 

  A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked  multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix  of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's without shoes. His entire  face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers.
  He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man  who just glares at him for the next ten miles. Finally, the punk gets
self conscious and barks at the old man: "What are you looking at you  old fart....didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young ?".
    Without missing a best, the old man replies: "Yeah, Back when I was  in the Navy, I got really drunk in Singapore and screwed a parrot, I
thought maybe you were my Son".