She Was So Blonde....

                  - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

              - she thought a quarterback was a refund

              - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

                - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center

                - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats

              - under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"

                - she tried to drown a fish

            - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

                - she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"

                  - if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back

                  - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

                  - at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius"

                    - she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store

                    - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless

                      - she studied for a blood test

                      - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train

                    - she sold the car for gas money

                    - when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and
                            got 16 friends

                    - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved

                      - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill

                      - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead