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I thouhg some ocd suffers would enjoy this one!

Shows you how much like computers our brains really are!

The Obsessive Compulsive Computer Virus

If your computer inherits this virus it will not run smoothly until all typo's, spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, unnecessary commas and untidy paragraph structures are removed, all files are placed in their correct folders in proper alphabetical/numerical order and all icons are lined up in perfectly straight rows at equal distances apart on the desktop.

The delete key will not work and files shall build up until all memory has been used. More memory shall then be required. The escape and exit keys will not work. Neither will the keys 4 and 7. The computer will not accept or save any files that it has a problem with.

Every time the computer is turned on or off, Norton Antivirus will scan the computer and check for any other viruses. On determining that none are present it shall then commence to recheck the computer repeatedly just to be sure. Programs installed in your computer to control the virus, although fairly effective, can have various side effects including an inability to turn the computer off and difficulty in processing any information that is fed into it.

It is impossible to completely eliminate the OC virus from your computer. It is however, possible to control it through regular maintenance so that normal function can eventually be restored.

Wish we would could just buy a new computer!

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