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A married couple went to the
hospital together to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father of the baby. He
asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of
it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10
percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to
go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20
percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at
how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out
his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to
him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband
were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.
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