Meet The Milk Man!
The Milk Man Rules! Drink Your Milk!
Originating in a basement in College Park, MD in October of 2001, The Milk Man now has a loyal following of milk lovers around the world!...well, mainly Maryland...and only certain parts like College Park and Towson. NONETHELESS! The Milk Man is an enigma to the college world. Why does he feel the need to pass out milk-related candy treats during Halloween? Why does he want to stand out in the freezing cold just to yell at people walking past (most of whom are ignoring him)? I'll tell you why: NUTRITION! (and the possibility of making a friend or two...Milk Man gets lonely..) Milk fortifies strong bones, helps keep teeth white and sturdy, gives a healthy balance of both vitamins A & D...the list goes on and on! (no really, check out the one at the bottom...it's pretty long!) So what does this muscle-bound super hero of a man look like you say? Basically, it's a 130 pound white guy in a huge cardboard box that's been spray painted white with felt letters tacky glued to the box. AWESOME! Here, take a look for yourself: 
At first glance you may feel like a lesser being in comparison to The Milk Man, but don't, The Milk Man wants you to be his equal in fighting the good fight of drinking milk! (and not that "soy milk" crap either...what is that?!)
Why Drink Milk?
- Vitamins A & D!
- Builds strong teeth and healthy bones!
- So many flavors!
- MILK Shakes!
- MILK Duds!
- MILKy Way!
- Malted MILK Balls!
- Makes Cows Feel Needed and Wanted and LOVED!
- and other non-specified reasons!
Get Milked!
The Origin of The Milk Man!
SIGN THE GUEST BOOK!
Halloween 2002 Milkings!
Halloween 2003 Milkings!
Halloween 2004 Milkings!
Halloween 2005 Milkings!
Meet The Milk Man's Allies!
Where is The Milk Man going to be next?!?!
Why Milk? WHY NOT?!
Love the cows!
Got Milk?
Email: buffguydan@aol.com
