The Boss goes boom!!

Recently, at the funeral of former Cleveland Skid Marks quarterback Otto Graham, George Steinbrenner collapsed, and was rushed to a nearby hospital for medical treatment.

While in the hospital, George also underwent brain surgery... they added one!

While most major news outlets are reporting that George is in good health, and fainted due to exhaustion... the Julio site has dug deeper to find a more disturbing truth!

After inspecting the site of the fainting, we found a small feather tipped dart! Deciding to investigate further, we also found a small pin sized hole in the Boss' neck, and traces of poison in his blood! This lead us to the natural conclusion that Boss didn't faint... he was drugged!

But who would perpetrate this heinous crime?? Ahh, who are we kidding? We hate George! We want to shake someone's hand!

Increasing the pace of the search, we found it strange that up until recently Orioles owner Peter Angelos had been spending a good deal of the Orioles payroll on "Albert Belle." Clearly there was no such player playing for the Orioles, yet he was eating up such a large chunk of our payroll!

Peter shows us the results after his months of ninja lessons!

We may have never found out what it really meant... but one day Hiroshi, Japanese intern at the Julio site, noticed the words Albert Belle, and spouted it out. "Albertu Belle-uu!! Ninja Training!!"


So there it was... Clearly Peter Angelos has been spending the past few years honing his body in the deadly arts in order to attack the Yankees from all fronts. So next time the news report tells you that Jason Giambi "injured his groin," you'll know that really, Peter just put a throwing star through his ass. More on this as it becomes available.

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