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Meander: Note that the older pictures are taken in black and white.

 

"Sprint": Many people say that Trot looks a lot like his Great Grandfather.

 

Stroll: The Boston Bruiser Stroll Nixon. Rumored to be as queer as his mustache.

 

Trudge: Stroll's younger brother, and the only non-Red Sox fan, Trudge was a fan of only one thing. Trudge Nixon!

 

Richard: The most successful Nixon of all. Spread his evil over a entire country.

 

Mirengue: A groovin Nixon. The black sheep of the family, not evil enough.

 

Gallup: Known for his giant Mutton chops, Gallup is well respected amongst the Nixons for spawning Trot, the most evil of all Nixons, along with the triplets.

 

Hop, Skip, and Jump: Three of the worst characters you could ever hope to meet! Trot's younger brothers hope to one day make their family proud by bringing about the downfall of Julio. Not bloody likely!

 

Trot: The Nixon with the most potential to be evil. It is thought that he will one day surpass Richard as the most successful of the Nixon clan. Without the aid of Julio, he could well destroy the world.

 

 

It would seem that in this world of ours, whenever something good exists, there is something equally as evil to be it’s match. This balance may be key to our world, only Julio knows for sure. What we here at the Julio web site know for sure, is that to match the goodness of Julio, there is a long lineage of evil that carries on to this very day...

That’s right... the Anti-Julio!

His identity? Boston Red Sox Outfielder Trot Nixon. Even mentioning his name sends a chill up the spine of the staff here at the Julio web site...

Trot Nixon, 28, was more than your typical neighborhood bully. Every day of Julio’s young life, he was harassed by Trot Nixon in many various and assorted ways. Whether it was taking his lunch money, giving him wedgies, noogies, swirlies, or taunting him with chants of "Joooooooooor-geeeeeeee,." Trot would give the young Julio no rest! He also refused to make the "h" sound in Jorge’s name, and refers to him as "Georgie Jewel-io!" Jorge, being so young, had little defense against Trot and his brothers Hop Nixon, Skip Nixon, and Jump Nixon. Working in tandem, the Nixon brothers would head from North Carolina to Mexico every day to pick on Julio. These men have no souls.

But the lineage of evil and stupid names began long before Trot’s reign of terror. Indeed, years ago Ander Nixon came to this country from Russia. [*sputter* How could they NOT be Russian with a name like Nixon??] Ander spoke little English, so when he was asked his name, he responded "Me Ander." The registrar mistakenly wrote down "Meander" which means to move aimlessly and idly without fixed direction. The name stuck, and from then on he was known as Meander Nixon.

Meander eventually had a son, passing on the seed of evil. No one remembers what his true name is, because most devout Juli-ites care not to remember, and most of the Nixon family is too stupid to know what’s going on at any given time. The only name that people remember is the nickname given to the boy around the time of his birth: "Sprint" Nixon.

"Sprint" in turn had two sons, whom he decided should have actual moronic names. Trudge and Stroll Nixon came into the world, with Stroll eventually spawning Trot’s uncle... Richard Milhouse Nixon.

Trudge on the other hand had two sons, Gallup Nixon, and the surprising Mirengue Nixon. It’s thought that Mirengue may be the product of a Latin milkman that paid frequent viits to the Nixon household. He was well liked by the Nixon women, because frankly, anything is better than the Nixon men!

Gallup, the most verile member of the Nixon family, went to work on spreading the terror and soon had four sons in Trot, and the triplets Hop, Skip, and Jump.

The evil days of most of the Nixon family are over, with the exception of the latest generation. The triplets, Trot’s younger non-baseball playing brothers make their living by selling crack and eating babies. Trot, on the other hand, has taken a position with the Boston Red Sox, a team his family has been a fan of for years and years. With that being said, most likely he and Julio will battle many times this year. The battles between the two promise to be epic, although we at the site have no doubt about the outcome. Julio will not rest until Trot Nixon’s diabolical family is stopped and the world is once again made safe for Julio lovers!!