Joe

One of the main Julio-heads, Joe almost didn't make it to his successful and glamorous position of going to work on the Julio web site.

"Man, I was just frustrated!" said Joe. "Look at me, I'm fat and always covered with mustard!! I thought life just wasn't worth living..."

Fortunately for our site, Joe had a revelation. While watching the Oakland Athletics demolish the Baltimore Orioles Joe hit an all time low. "It got so bad we started cheering for the Mets. Someone told me that they weren't even playing, to which I responded 'neither are the O's!'" Joe was considering just eating dollar hot dogs until he died. "Anything to end the misery, man..."

But before he could suffer this beef induced demise, the Orioles brought in young fireballer Jorge "God" Julio. "I could tell right away he was something special. Maybe it was the way he walked, or maybe it was the choir of angels carrying him out to the mound..."

Joe's love of Julio grew and grew, leading to the formation of the Julio web site. Joe is often known to head great distances to get the whole story for the Julio faithful, and his Julio enthusiasm often keeps the site going. "I'm just a man who loves his Jorge! Now can we get back to talking about him?"

Indeed we can Joe... indeed we can.

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