Jay

Leading a life of non-stop persecution for his frail physique and femenine looks, Prince Jason Von Der Van Vermillion fled to this country to try to prove himself to the world. Due to his pampered life of royalty, Jay's well cared for hair, nails and skin lead most people to believe that he was a woman... but let us assure you... he's all man, ladies!

Trying to prove how manly he is, Jay attended a baseball game when he saw the ultimate in manliness... Jorge "God" Julio himself. Looking to find the secrets of what made Julio such a manly man, Jay decided to set up a web site about Julio to learn his secrets, and perhaps to share them with others.

"You know, Julio has really helped me become a better person. Before I was really self conscious, but now I realize that I'm more manly than you AND hotter than your girlfriend. What's up now, biotch?"

Due to his royal upbringing, and his disdain for commoners, Jay often takes the job of staying in his mansion and working on the web site.

"Let Joe do most of the grunt work. I mean, I'm willing to go out every once in a while, but with Joe? Man, I can't stand the smell of all that mustard..."

Jay was the one that really got the site going after the mysterious Mr. K laid the ground work. "K got us started, then I got us rolling, and Joe pushed us over the top. Now we have John, so I can only imagine we'll go over the top of over the top. I don't know what that means, but I'm sure Sylvester Stallone arm wrestling is involved somehow."

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