George Hamilton is a soap star long famed for his eternal suntan and the fact that he has managed to appear in quite a few movies over the past three decades without ever displaying anything other than soap opera acting. In the eyes of this discerning critic, that makes him something of a God because if you can successfully translate a perpetual tan and the ability to pause melodramatically every three minutes into a life long money making ideal then you are obviously smarter than you look.
However it must be pointed out that this Monster of the Melanoma commercials must be past his heyday somewhat, as I had to search for several months on the 'Net before finding the one picture I have of him. But that doesnt make him any less of a person in our eyes. Keep the tan going, George and may all of you problems be benign!
Unfortunately the lack of Internet worship also means there are no links on offer for people to go and check him out. For a little bit of info, see E!Online at
Credits - George Hamilton
, where it is also possible to order Godfather 2 and Godfather 3 posters. Wow, aint that something??!!
