The Wicked Eye of Zoodeg Sees All and Knows All

JULY

Aquarius:
Beware the man in red who offers you a drink on the 15th of this Month. He has a massive case of the squirts.

Pisces:
A Woman will approach you on the 3rd. Befriend her. She's rich.

Aries:
Avoid sunlight at all costs this month. Don't say you weren't warned.

Taurus:
Call your mama on the 24th. She found your porno stash.

Gemini:
A trip to the zoo is a swell idea. It is important, owever, to avoid the Flamingos.

Cancer:
Avoid all references to the word "dingleberry".

Leo:
You have a spell of dry belches during the 3rd week of July.

Virgo:
Be careful where you fart on the 8th. There are spies everywhere.

Scorpio:
Added discipline and determination will help you remove that hair from your back.

Sagittarius:
Brushing your teeth with toothpaste is advised for the morning of the 22nd.

Capricorn:
A mysterious case of oily farts will occur on the 10th.


Zoodeg will be answer your questions.
Forward to questions to: Tim