I know I promised...

I know I promised a nice picture everyday. Well here is a taste of what is coming. I hate this tag board and how the text is now formatting wo I will change that. Bye for now. --September 9, 2002 - 12:11 AM



Pic a day PLEDGE
Well hello. I, Timothy Joseph Bernheimer, promise to update this page EVERYDAY WITH A NEW PIC. This one was taken behind the shopping center, where a RANDOM old recliner was SITING. So you best stop by just to see the new picture. It may be completley random, SCANDOULUS, or FULL OF WRATH. I have updated the page with a nice little comment board to your left which I stole from CHRISTIEMADE.COM. I don't know shit about TABLES so I also stole the sizes that christie had on her site. The Forum will still be used but I thought this comment board would be quick and easy. I also updated the BIO page with some more of your questions. I hope all of you can come to my McDonalds Party. --August 14, 2002 - 2:50 AM





Pics are up
I posted pics on the "new addition to the family" pic page. Most of them are redundant pictures of me just standing there but oh well. I will answer the questions that were sent shortley. --August 11, 2002 - 2:34 AM


What a FUN day :)
Well today was a fun day, and I don't even know where to start. I guess it started by us guys (Pratt street, BOosh and stever) going to Buddy's PIZZA. THey served us food and waited on us HAND and FOOT, and LIMB, and other extraneous body appendages. Then we went to the HELL HOUSE area to take pictures and climb the cliff. That was fun. We got hit by the train. CHOO CHOO. Then Marc and I saw a kid from middle school who we had not seen since then. We use to SKATEBOARD with him. Marc had not seen him since he broke his arm. Then we went back to BOOSH house, but PRATT STREET walked home. Later Dave stopped by and left to go to taco bell. Kevin came in after talking with Marc's family for hours. We then all went to fells point. On the way there PRATT STREET climbed out the window, on top of steves car, and then back in THROUGH THE SUN ROOF. HE IS ONE CRAZY PIECE OF CARDBOARD. WHEN STEVE FIRST PULLED OUT THO HE BACKED INTO PRATT STREETS MOMS CAR. NO DAMAGE. I know funny stuff happened on the way there and im missing a bunch but I am YEYO RUSH RUSHING thru this BLOG. We walked around fells and then came back. On 95 PRATT STREET tried to do his out the window thru the sun roof trick! It was crazy I screamed and pulled his leg. And he came back. What a piece of CRAZY SPONGE he is. We then went to the Gas station where homies were hanging. We realized that Mike FINCH was there so we had to roll out. We dropped PRATT and DAVE off at their cars and proceeded to the playground for some late night SWINGING and PEEING. Then some cop rolled up and we thought he was going to harass us but he drove up onto the field and catched STEVE HENKEL drinking. We had seen them frolicing in the field. I KNEW I SAW JOHN HENKEL EARLIER. and this proves it. We rolled out of there and on the way home I saw some teenager fleeing the scene thru the playground and I yelled "YOU ARE SO BUSTED, THEY GOT YOU, YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO BUSTED", and he ran faster. POOR KID AND HIS DRINKING. You must obey the law or MR. TIM will hunt you down and do the LAWS BIDDING. OYSTER SHUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS. There will be pics about this nice day later.
If I missed anything please let me know.

There is an update on the bio page. It is a question/answer. make/see comments --August 10, 2002 - 1:49 AM






fuck
I was suppose to go to Ocean City today... but tragedy struck.

fuck


It's amazing what's on an old role of film...
Dave happened to develop a roll of film that had been in his bedroom. Turns out to be the Blizzard of 96. Pretty funny stuff. Which one is me?

On another note, my HOT OR NOT poll on hotornot.com rallied .4 point after falling .3 points over the night. My new total is 8.4!!! I guess I'm hot! It even says I am hotter than 82% of the men on the site! WHOO!! If only those assholes didn't vote me a 1 a whole bunch :(. Anway Im out..I may be going to OC tomorrow.
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No Subject

That is all.
make/see comments --July 26, 2002 - 12:55 AM

If you haven't noticed...
There is a new article up under B&T's column! --July 25, 2002 - who knows AM

We stand on guard for thee...
Well I am back. And kinda tires so please excuse how boring this is and the mistakes.

I know I have a lot to say but I can't say some of it now because those of you that are getting postcards well...I don't want to spoil any suprises.

However, the theory that the further you go north the more attractive the people that work at fast food resturants get, holds EVER SO TRUE. By the time I was in Canada I was about to jump over the counter and get my "BIG MAC" on...HAHAHAH get it?

After all that driving I guess it's good to be back. I have lots of CRAPTACULAR pictures to put up. My digi cam sucks for ANIMALS (yes wild ones!!!) and scenery so don't laugh. Most of my pics are shitty so I'll wait until we get our film developed. You can ask me to see what I have.

Yes I have lots of animal stories that you will hear in due time...before I left tho I thought I was going to be carried away by VULTURES!!!! They where circling over this area of woods. I thought (if any) our IDIOTIC heavy metal kids that try to call that trash music would enjoy that. Maybe the VULTURES found a rancid rotting corpse that someone was having sex with.

Yes I guess I'm glad to be home even tho I do already miss it up there. Kinda depressing when you get back and you look in the sky to only see 5-6 stars because of light pollution and haze. Up there I saw 938,390,219,394,389,392,293 stars. (Yes I counted them all).

My Nana says next year I have to bring a girl...but I don't see that happening so if any cool sharpsters like me are interested in going next year you can come and it will be fun.

On the way home I did see something very interesting. We were driving through penn and what seemed to be a house (now that I look back it could have been a really big shed or garage) was totally burned to the ground with smoke and some flames still in/around it. And no one was there. Just a big pile of smoke ash and flames and no one was doing anything about it. Weird.

Well I know there is more to say because during my trip I noticed stuff and was like "OH I HAVE TO MENTION THIS WHEN I GET BACK" but I guess I'm tired for I don't remember any of that kind of stuff.

WELL GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME SO WE CAN GET OUR CHILL FACTOR ON...

Yours in yearning for a canadian peach drink that made me expereince EUPHORIA,

Tim
make/see comments --July 22, 2002 - 1:23 AM

So long my friends...
60 minutes has Andy Rooney. 60 minutes II has CHARLES GRODIN. Razor Industries has Breath and Taxes. Check out his latest column and Brap on...

In other news tomorrow or I should say later today I will be leaving for Canada to kick it with my Canadian fam. I use to not like to voyage to the GREAT WHITE NORTH, but now I'm kinda excited. And you don't have to fret, I'll have it made up there because as we all know Canadian girls are much cuter than United States of American girls. Chat nicely in the forum while im gone. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.


P.S: Remember, there isn't anything more United States of American than to drop bombs on innocent people.
make/see comments --July 6, 2002 - 12:53 AM

develop the pic page fool
I have so much to update, I don't think I'm going to have time. Here is the new addition to our family.

Little updates
I don't feel to well so here are the only updates: A new column has been added. Also Breath and Taxes has written another article in his column page. Enjoy. Also post all your comments about these fine columns in the FORUM.
make comments in the forum fool --June 28, 2002 - 11:51 PM

CUT someone in the FACE!!!
Where do I even start? Unbelievable. Today was one bad day at CVS. I come in, and Melissa gives me this snub attitude of "I'm not ringing the whole day because I don't want to." So she tells Tom my manager that she does not want to ring. Tom wanted me to do floor things with him because, again, I have a penis and she does not. So I had to ring and do photo while Melissa could walk around aimlessly and put up sale signs which I also tried to help with too. When it became time to do the labor part (which was me in the hot sun breaking up dusty dirty boxes because they demolished a building next door, and then after the boxes are broken up, stuffing them into a dumpster) they put Melissa on the register. All of a sudden Melissa doesn't seem to mind the register! I asked her before I went out there "Are you sure you don't want to do it? Since you don't like the register?"...and she gave me the "I don't wanna ring all day, I would be if I wouldn't have said anything." Well, it would been better, for the bitch work was a lot to me. I would have rather rang all day than do what I had to do. I was very sweaty and dirty. I dropped a box I was breaking up and all the dust and aspestis(big SP?) from the box surrounded me in a big cloud. I dropped the RAZOR I was using and its lost forever. My eyes teared, I was wheezing. Later my nose started to bleed. Thank you Melissa, for trying to make things fair, you jerk. But wait, my story doesn't end there. Some lady FREAKED out because The 12 packs of coke were not on sale for $2.00. She did not read the sign, the Dr. Pepper was on sale for $2.00, and it so happens that we were out of Dr. Pepper so they weren't over there with the sign and the cokes. Then she tried to tell me that the Dr. Pepper was never there and that the sign was misleading on purpose. I told her that they were there we were just sold out.

Freak out Lady: They were never there! There is no spot for them! There is NO ROOM. NOOOO ROOOOM. Do you want to come over and take a look?!?

Tim: Not really.

So she left slamming the cart into the wall, as if to make some sort of statement that she was angry. Just in case I didn't catch it by her shrill screeching voice. Then sometime later, a black worker from checkers skips right into my face and says:

Black Checkers lady: Are you here working?

Tim behind the checkout at the register: *looks around* Yes

Black Checkers lady: I'm not hahahah!!!! I'm off!!!!!!

Tim sarcastically as possible: Congratulations would you like me to make an announcement?

Black Checkers lady: I sense sarcasm

Tim: No I'm not being sarcastic

Our Pharmacy closed at 5 today because we are short on Pharmacists. Some lady came in and...

Old Bitch Lady: I can't drop off a prescription with the pharmacist not here?

Tim: Yes, you cannot drop of a prescription.

Old Bitch Lady: That's asinine! That's really asinine!

Tim: I'm sorry our pharmacist is really sick and we couldn't get anyone to cover.

Old Bitch Lady (seeming to be filing papers into her wallet I don't know what was going on): That is just ASININE! What if it was an emergency and someone needed their prescription! What are they suppose to do, DIE?

Tim: No, they can just go somewhere else. There is more than one CVS in the world, and more than one Pharmacy in the world. (Now that I think back I should have said "YES! Then there would be one less jerk face in the world!!!")

Old Bitch Lady (now done filing her papers): This is unbelievable *leaves*

Tim: Have a nice evening

As you can see, today was a pretty bad day. It has even inspired me to write a poem which will be on here later. I don't have any good days anymore. Everyone is out to get me. I just want to cut someone in the face.
make/see comments --June 22, 2002 - 10:13 PM

CVS and prom dates
Today was hectic. I went to work today and started on the cashier. Then TOM the assistant manager informs me that Robin will be ringing while I do bitch moving work in the back because I have a penis and she does not. CVS IS SEXIST. So I busted my ass off, hurt my back in 100 degree heat because our AC is broken. Let me remind you that I am a PHOTO TECH at cvs/pharamacy. But I was moving dirty shelving units. While I was back there, Tom (who was supposed to be helping) leaves to answer phone calls and such. How appropriate. So I ended up moving most of the stuff by myself. When he returned, I would get the items and basically give them to him so he could put them against the wall. He did not meet me half way, I had to bring them the whole way. Yes, I am a photo technician. NUMBER OF ROLLS OF FILM DEVELOPED TODAY: 0. On a lighter note, the CHILD MOLESTERS (ask me for the details) next door to CVS got robbed! Good for them, I hope it was the father of the boys that they touched. After work I went to FELLS POINT (to cruise for girls) with Aaron and his friend Rob. We walked around and I stumbled into Holly, Ashley, Melissa, Veronica and Amber. They are very cute kids. How I wish I could have hung out with them more. I think AARON rubbed them the wrong way. They were going to go see MOUTH from the GOONIES. Holly was the most talkative with ASHLEY not saying anything, I think she was in a bad mood. Well, I think that's the end of my night. A new section will be added in a few minutes entitled "Columns."
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--June 21, 2002 - 11:57 PM

Who taught me the art of BLOG?
Actually,BLODE is the one that first introduced me to BLOGS. BLODE is my new hero. His story just leaves me to ask (as I discussed with the lovely Mary) who is Joel Veitch and why isn't he on every T-Shirt in America? I believe that is the third episode of young BLODE's Adventures. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
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--June 20, 2002 - 12:45 AM

First BLOG entry
Ok this is my first BLOG entry, so I don't have much to say. I have abandoned LIVE JOURNAL, because amoung other things, it's GAY. Speaking of GAY why is everyone GAY nowadays? I guess last week or two ago, I found out (well confirmed) that one of my friends was gay, and the next day I found out (confirmed) that another one of my friends is GAY. I wonder if these other people that I think are gay are gay since my sense of gays is strong. Today I did practically nothing. I called Mary and we chatted for a while. It was her daddy's BDAY. Then Aaron called me and we went to the citay. Aaron thinks the inner harbor is connected to the Pacific ocean, and the scary thing is he wasn't kidding. Sorry Aaron, but that was a big moron moment. We are no where near the Pacific ocean. I will buy you a globe for your birthday. There weren't too many girls at the harbor but some caught our eye. Some girl yelled at us but I believe it was random. Aaron thinks otherwise. As for updates I now have a forum where we can have chats and stir up controversy, please have fun with it. You can also make comments on my BLOGS. WELL THIS IS THE END OF THE FIRST BLOG ENTRY EVER.
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--June 18, 2002 - 1:47 AM

Okay, I did a lot of updating last night. Now you will find a little feedback button at the bottom of this page. Also on this main page you will find a RANDOM sentence and a link where you can add your own sentence, saying, factOID, quote etc. It will randomly show up on my page! Also the bio page has been updated with more answers to your questions. And finally the link page has been updated with a spot where you can ADD YOUR FAVORITE LINKS. How interactive! --June 12, 2002 - 4:13 PM

More updates on the Bio page, and another crappy link was added. Send me some emails just to say hi, or about the site, or about how much YOU LOVE OR DON'T LOVE ME. That is the theme of this week. --June 3, 2002 - 2:03 AM

Some updates on the Bio page...check it out. Also a link was added on the links page. --May 31, 2002 - 1:39 AM