
Well hello. I, Timothy Joseph Bernheimer, promise to update this page EVERYDAY WITH A NEW PIC. This one was taken behind the shopping center, where a RANDOM old recliner was SITING. So you best stop by just to see the new picture. It may be completley random, SCANDOULUS, or FULL OF WRATH. I have updated the page with a nice little comment board to your left which I stole from CHRISTIEMADE.COM. I don't know shit about TABLES so I also stole the sizes that christie had on her site. The Forum will still be used but I thought this comment board would be quick and easy. I also updated the BIO page with some more of your questions. I hope all of you can come to my McDonalds Party. --August 14, 2002 - 2:50 AM
Well today was a fun day, and I don't even know where to start. I guess it started by us guys (Pratt street, BOosh and stever) going to Buddy's PIZZA. THey served us food and waited on us HAND and FOOT, and LIMB, and other extraneous body appendages. Then we went to the HELL HOUSE area to take pictures and climb the cliff. That was fun. We got hit by the train. CHOO CHOO. Then Marc and I saw a kid from middle school who we had not seen since then. We use to SKATEBOARD with him. Marc had not seen him since he broke his arm. Then we went back to BOOSH house, but PRATT STREET walked home. Later Dave stopped by and left to go to taco bell. Kevin came in after talking with Marc's family for hours. We then all went to fells point. On the way there PRATT STREET climbed out the window, on top of steves car, and then back in THROUGH THE SUN ROOF. HE IS ONE CRAZY PIECE OF CARDBOARD. WHEN STEVE FIRST PULLED OUT THO HE BACKED INTO PRATT STREETS MOMS CAR. NO DAMAGE. I know funny stuff happened on the way there and im missing a bunch but I am YEYO RUSH RUSHING thru this BLOG. We walked around fells and then came back. On 95 PRATT STREET tried to do his out the window thru the sun roof trick! It was crazy I screamed and pulled his leg. And he came back. What a piece of CRAZY SPONGE he is. We then went to the Gas station where homies were hanging. We realized that Mike FINCH was there so we had to roll out. We dropped PRATT and DAVE off at their cars and proceeded to the playground for some late night SWINGING and PEEING. Then some cop rolled up and we thought he was going to harass us but he drove up onto the field and catched STEVE HENKEL drinking. We had seen them frolicing in the field. I KNEW I SAW JOHN HENKEL EARLIER. and this proves it. We rolled out of there and on the way home I saw some teenager fleeing the scene thru the playground and I yelled "YOU ARE SO BUSTED, THEY GOT YOU, YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO BUSTED", and he ran faster. POOR KID AND HIS DRINKING. You must obey the law or MR. TIM will hunt you down and do the LAWS BIDDING. OYSTER SHUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS. There will be pics about this nice day later.
Dave happened to develop a roll of film that had been in his bedroom. Turns out to be the Blizzard of 96. Pretty funny stuff. Which one is me?
Well I am back. And kinda tires so please excuse how boring this is and the mistakes.
In other news tomorrow or I should say later today I will be leaving for Canada to kick it with my Canadian fam. I use to not like to voyage to the GREAT WHITE NORTH, but now I'm kinda excited. And you don't have to fret, I'll have it made up there because as we all know Canadian girls are much cuter than United States of American girls. Chat nicely in the forum while im gone. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

Freak out Lady: They were never there! There is no spot for them! There is NO ROOM. NOOOO ROOOOM. Do you want to come over and take a look?!?
Tim: Not really.
So she left slamming the cart into the wall, as if to make some sort of statement that she was angry. Just in case I didn't catch it by her shrill screeching voice. Then sometime later, a black worker from checkers skips right into my face and says:
Black Checkers lady: Are you here working?
Tim behind the checkout at the register: *looks around* Yes
Black Checkers lady: I'm not hahahah!!!! I'm off!!!!!!
Tim sarcastically as possible: Congratulations would you like me to make an announcement?
Black Checkers lady: I sense sarcasm
Tim: No I'm not being sarcastic
Our Pharmacy closed at 5 today because we are short on Pharmacists. Some lady came in and...
Old Bitch Lady: I can't drop off a prescription with the pharmacist not here?
Tim: Yes, you cannot drop of a prescription.
Old Bitch Lady: That's asinine! That's really asinine!
Tim: I'm sorry our pharmacist is really sick and we couldn't get anyone to cover.
Old Bitch Lady (seeming to be filing papers into her wallet I don't know what was going on): That is just ASININE! What if it was an emergency and someone needed their prescription! What are they suppose to do, DIE?
Tim: No, they can just go somewhere else. There is more than one CVS in the world, and more than one Pharmacy in the world. (Now that I think back I should have said "YES! Then there would be one less jerk face in the world!!!")
Old Bitch Lady (now done filing her papers): This is unbelievable *leaves*
Tim: Have a nice evening
As you can see, today was a pretty bad day. It has even inspired me to write a poem which will be on here later. I don't have any good days anymore. Everyone is out to get me. I just want to cut someone in the face.
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Some updates on the Bio page...check it out. Also a link was added on the links page. --May 31, 2002 - 1:39 AM