Jokes and Riddles

These are a bunch of jokes that I have heard, so I decided to put them on the web. They might not be any good, but o well, enjoy!

1. Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
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2. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
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3. What's black, white, and read all over?
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4. What's the perfect month for a parade?
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Bar Jokes

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

There are 3 guys. The first one walks into a bar and falls down, and the second one does the same thing, and the third one ducks.

A duck walks into a bar. The bar tender turns to him and says, "Hey buddy, your pants are down."

I created this one myself

There was a little girl in a fitting room with her mom and they were going to try on pants. Her mom then said, "OK drop em. Drop your pants." Then the little girl replied, "Who are you, Bill Clinton?"

Answers

1. Because they have such big fingers.

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2. You're too young to smoke!

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3. A newspaper.

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4. March!

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