RANDOM SHEIST
Mwahaha!!! The most intelligent thing on this here website.
SQUISHY LINKIES
Yeah, so there aren't that many, therefore this page is utterly pointless.
MY SQUISHY FRIENDS
The purpose of this page? To prove that I do have friends and I don't REALLY spend all of my time making websites that are utterly pointless.
SQUISHY THINGS ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Also utterly pointless, but i like talking about myself.
WARM SQUISHY DEDICATIONS
Yet another sad attempt at proving that i have friends.

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"...but despite the protestants' efforts to promote sex for pleasure, children continue to multiply everywhere."

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