| Birthday: | 2/3/83 |
| Location: | Edgewood, Maryland |
| Height | 5'8" |
| Pong Beer: | Coors Light |
| Sipping Beer: | But Light |
| Weight: | 145 |
| Shoots: | Right-handed |
| Experience: | 4 Years |
| Angle: | Low Loft |
| Throws: | Your mother over the bed. |
| Shoes: | Army Boots |
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Scouting Report |
| Not only will G.I. fuck your mother, but he will quickly wipe your ass if you come to the pong table with anything less than your A game. We don't know why, but if you piss him off he requests that you eat his shit. |
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G.I.
A.K.A. Milf Hunter
"I'll fuck your mom"
