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Stupid Story I I was in third mod chemistry,(for those of you who don't what mods are, they're like classes, four in a day), I fell asleep. This happens a lot to me, but today for some reason when I woke up, I thought it was the end of the school day. So, going with my instincts, I preceeded to go to my locker and get my bookbag and jacket. While I was exiting the building I noticed there were no busses or kids going out to their cars. I don't know what i was thinking at this point. I walk home, so I started walking down the road towards my house. About half way there i noticed it didn't feel right. There was no sound of cars or the occasional yell. I looked down at my watch... I preceeded to yell and screem as I franticly ran to the school. When I did finally get to my class, I was huffing and puffing. My teacher asked me where I had been. I came up with the genious excuse of "my locker was stuck". The class was laughing because they knew thats not what had happened. So go ahead laugh at me, make fun of my stupidity. But I will say this, Jimmy has done something even stupider.
-Johnney D Stupid Story II I woke up one morning and walked to school as usual I got there and little did I know there was a two hour delay I stood outside in the cold for an hour and 30 minutes waiting for the school to open.
-Johnney D

JOHNNEY D'S FANTABULOUS SONG ABOUT THIS POSTCARD!!!

An old guys sitting in a pie, While sheep look on with watchful eyes
He seems to be in a state of worry, while more sheep gather in a hurry
His cane is laying in front of his face, How do these strange events take place?
The hills are green the sky is brown, Etched on his face there is a frown
beyond the hills there's a little town
In the town a boy named Bob, hears a turn of his door-knob
He prays to god it isn't sheep, And tries so hard to sleep
A dozen steps slide in his door, he hears the scraping on his floor
And so he prays to god some more
So as we leave our little place, The sheep have given Bob a chase
They caught him and put him in the pie, They plucked off his toes, and gouged out one eye
And as for the worried man, He was let go and away he ran
He forgot to pick up his cane though, In his giant rush to go
So somewhere sits a sheep in pain, And why not use the old mans cane
Its kind of funny the way things end up, But the part about Bob almost made me upchuck
So then I guess it really sucked
-Johnney D.

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