WhAt DiD yOu SaY bOy?!?
Heather
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Gosh you would have absolutly noooo idea how much I adore the guys! They have to be the hottest, sweetest, (not to mention sexy) intelligent men I have ever met! (And I have met them by the way...) But, I love when they talk because they are so hilarious, so I put together the funniest things they have ever said and some might be censored. Once again, if you below the age of 13 or even older and still think Nsync is innocent, I suggest you leave this site right now because we show only the hardcore Nsync lovin' these guys are!! Woohoo! Anycrap, don't say I didn't warn you.
Lets start with an old All-Stars interview in which the headline read, 'Meet Nsync...and get cozy with them!'
All-Stars: Why don't you tell our readers who you are?
Joey Fatone: How are you doin'? My name is Joey.
Lance Bass: I'm Lance
Justin Timberlake: I'm Justin. Hi!
Lance: [in falsetto] Right, Chris!
Jc Chasez: Hey! I'm Jc.
All-Stars: Where are you all from?
Joey: I'm from Brooklyn, New York.
Lance: I'm from Clinton, Mississippi. (wait, what happened to Laurel?)
Justin: I'm from Memphis, Tn.~~~~~~
Chris:I'm from this planet...I'm from Clarion, Pa.
Jc: I'm from the Washington D.C. area. (area? Jc doesn't know?)
All-Stars: Was everyone's first career choice to become a singer?
Chris: Not Lance. He wanted to be an astronaut!
Lance: It's true. I wanted to go into space administration.
All-Stars: If you hadn't run into these guys you would have been an astronaut?
Lance:Probly not not an astronaut, but something in that field.
All-Stars; Were you going to school? Were you seriously thinking about it?
Lance: Yeah, I seriously thinking about it. Thats what I was doing up until I joined the group.
Ok, now lets take a walk into time here...eww, the very thought of my James flying in space is just so, so, so geeky!?! Anyway, heres more qoutes, in no particular order.
---Lance---
"Did ya get that from Claires? They have everything."
(This scares me.)
"Cuz I'm from Mississippi."
"M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-humpback-humpback-I" (how he spells Mississippi)
"Whoa, my goodness that really hurts."
"I fell in love 51 times" (him on the Miss Teen USA Pageant)
"I kinda like beaches to but you stole that from me." (talking about wild fantasies)
"God didn't spend enough time on your nose!" (to Joey)
"No thank you!" (to Chris
"Haha, yea you would. You knowwww you would." (to Jc
"Her hand was here on my leg, WHOA. So we're having an affair now."
"Well, putting cheese on something is sort of a defining characteristic of what makes a cracker a cracker."
"Hehe, nah, it goes, Poo Foo Poo Foo where are you? Please come out and play."
"Less dancing cause we're gonna have really bad knees." (on where the groups wants to be in ten yrs.)
"I just like the letters P.M.S."
"Speaking of showers ... Whats the longest you've been w/out a shower? I take a shower every morning and sometimes every night because I can't stand it when I'm dirty. I like to be clean. Mr. Clean."
"I'm the shyest."
Yeah, so shy!!!
"The average Canadian head weighs..."
"I'm not gonna sing the Poofoo song!"
"I like the Taz Mania Devil because he's just so crazy and his language he has is 'blhbahblall' something like that."
"Hey, I'm not cute!"
"Thier small so your parents won't find out." (yikes...)
"I'm just too friendly." (ack!)
"For the ballad freaks."
"I've been to the beach."
"Hi everyone, I'm online."
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And, sometimes, Lance makes you fell ashamed to actually like him. Remember Nsync's Spring Break Video Dedications? I could just cry.
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Lance...oh man...eiether he was drunk or my name isn't Heather. The best part is when he points at the camera and says, "Oh Yeah!" before Sisqo's Thong Song video is showed.
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Notice the magaritas on the chest in front of the bed... I wonder how many times they had to fill Lances glass.
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This one makes me laugh but not as long as Lance did. After No Doublts video is shown, Chris says, "No doubt about it, those guys rock!" Then Lance in his condition says, "No doubt about it, hahahahahaha..." SO Drunken!! Ya know he giggles about Chris' joke the whole time on air.
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After Bye Bye Bye video is over, you can see Joey has already gotten into the chips, I supose they were just taunting him over there with all their salty goodness. Num num, yummy in Joey's tummy!
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After comm. break, Jc talks and Lance sorta waves at the camera, pry his signal to say, "get to the next video, I really gotta throw up" as Jc continues to talk, Lance giggles, why? Probably still thinking about of that lil joke Chris told before.
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After Enrique's vid, Lance gives his double thumbs up to the camera. Always watch his drunken expressions, you'll be entertained to no end....
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After Chris reads the definition of bug-a-boo, notice the completly confused look on Joeys face, you know he's like, "what do all those big words mean?"
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At the comm. break, Joey waves his arms at the camera and yells, "Cuz we're loca!" Guess who repeats this little hand motion? You guessed it, "Mr. Yeah I've been suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine what are you gonna do about" on the couch over there. (hint to ya'll that didn't understand dat, its Lance.)
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Lance actually gets a lime on his stick thing, pretty good for a drunk man but watch the stick motions in the right corner of the screen, there his.
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When they all say, "wussap" to their families at home, watch Lance. He seems to be doing an impression of Superman doing the chicken dance.
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Lance pokes Chris repeatedly with his stick while he's trying to introduce the next video, he finally stops when Jc moves the stick away. You go boy, keep those drunken bums in line with your leadership...
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Enough Lance for now, lets move on to.....
FRO BOY!
Admittedly, the fro has been at a low point these days and is slowly going away but the fact that even alittle of the fro is not gone is not good enuff. My friends and I like to call this problem, froditis. Its some sort of disease that is being caught all over america. Look out, it might come for you!
Haha, jk, heres some love from our BritBoy, Justin.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$jUsTiN$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
"Everytime he opens his mouth its like, WHOA."
"I never knew ice cream was so special."
"Our ice cream is the best right?"
"We may not have much experiance driving yer fancy rocket mobiles or blowin up asteeroids, but when it comes to poppin' fresh dance moves, this is the best rag dag group of pretty boys on the planet!"
"I'm gettin' Jiggy, baby."
"I can't hear you, I can't hear you!"
"What's up, LA?"
"We're single and ready to mingle, right Joey?"
"I kept this on after I got out of the shower this morning."
"I'm gonna take this off cuz I feel stupid..." (feel?!)
"What cha'll wanna do? I'll tell you I wanna get down."
"I'm gonna try and get Chris on this ride with me. I don't know. I hope he doesn't puke on me. That'd be really bad."
"Let it go, just let it go Carson."
"Kick it Joey!"
"Lets play some basketball babay!"
"Danger! Nah, actually its Randall." (on his middle name)
"You stole my answer. Um, I like AJ. He's a cutie."(on fave BSB member)
"I only dog paddle."
"Well, the woman of my dreams wouldn't be a smoker so I couldn't answer that question."
"None of your business." (on Britney and him)
"I think that answers the question."
"And I was like...Jordan, eat yo heart out...."
"You gotta emphasize the 'OH BABY'"
"Canadian girls scream very loudly!"
"Kathie Lee took a little liking to my man Jc."
"OH MAH GAWT GIRL....GUESS WHAT HE DID!" (on loveline)~
"Crunk, baby, crunk."
"Aww, Joey your brother loves you because your both so full of ...."
"Thats great Lance, show 'em the ...."
"Men can actually be 'softer' emotionally than women!"
"Oh, you're not pushing that button!" (to Chris)
"She was talkin' about my mans dreads!"
Wellll, that was really interesting. What was that about ice cream??Anyway, more next time!!
Buh Bye!!!!!!!
