(Hey girls, heres a tip. Real cheese makes guys horny, so try it on a guy sometime, it's funny stuff!) Jc: Dolla dolla billz ya'll!! Chris: Oh my god!! They got cheese!! *walks over and devours the whole tray* Ooh, I feel funny... Heather: Jc! *yanks him away from peeing in the foutain nearby* I knew I should have waited til you were sober. Erin: *walks next to Heather* Is Jc alright? Heather: *rolls her eyes* He's drunk again... Erin: Ooo!! Cheap date! Chris: *horny from all the cheese* Hey sweet thang! *slaps Erins butt* Erin: Excuse me!? Jc: Hey, it's Cindy Crawford! *walks over and kisses the fountains butt up and down hornily* Heather: Jc!! Good Lord! *yanks him away* Jc do you know you were kissing that fountains butt? Jc: Butt? *ponders this* Coulda fooled me... Chris: *pressing his front end on Erins butt* Uh uh uh, getta piece of this!!! Erin: Did he overdose his Viagra? *pushes him off* Heather: Must be the cheese...good god, did he eat the whole thing? Erin: *glances at an empty tray being filled with more cheese* Yup. Jc: *taps Heather's shoulder* Are you sure it was a butt? Chris: *starts to sing 'Get it on tonite'* Heather: Yes Jc, Chris stop that, Erin wheres Lance and Joey? Erin: Left with some whores about the time you came. Chris: Bring on the whores!! Heather: *covers Chris' mouth* Crap...well, this party is ruined! Jc: A butt? Thats pretty hard to believe I kissed someones... Heather: You did Jc! Shut up!! Erin: You need any help? Jc: Those big bubbly things? I kissed that? Heather: *ignores Jc* No, you go ahead and enjoy your night. Erin: I'll stay for a few more minutes. Jc: A butt...a butt!! Chris: *starts singing 'Cum on Everybody, Get Down Tonight' while trying to hump Heather* Heather: Pushes Chris away* Get away from me you frickin' pervert!! Jc: A big round cushy... Heather: Don't finish that sentence. Jc: BUTT!!! Ha-ha! *starts to slap his butt continually* Ha-ha-ha!!! Heather: They better have hard liquor here. Justin: *from behind her* How you gonna run a successful business when you ain't more liqour?! Heather: Justin!! *turns and kisses him* Thank God... Justin: I came as soon as I could...umm, why is Jc spanking himself? Heather: Don't ask. Erin: Umm, Heather...you might wanna look at Chris. Heather: Oh no... *sees him flirting with a statue* I'll be back! Chris: And then the duck said-!*gets dragged away* Hey!!! Heather: She wasn't interested...c'mon! *meets back with them* Do you know how idiotic you looked?! Chris: She was just about to tell me her name!!! Heather: God Chris, it was a freakin' statue! Chris: Still! Jc: Why does my butt hurt so much? *walks away thinking about this* Erin: You men are frickin idiots, I'm gonna go talk to a more intelligent guy or at least someone who can kiss well. *walks away* Justin: *to Heather* Wanna dance? (Heather nods) *During the chorus of 'Free' by Mya, people start screaming and pointing to the high chandelier* Jc: I am Tarzan! I am Tarzan! *shouts swinging back and forth* Heather: *looks up* I sincerly do not know that boy... Justin: Do you wanna go back to my place? Heather: Lord yes! *walks away with Justin* Jc: All you people down there, kiss mah oversized ayus!! Haha!!! *waves his naked butt in the air* *Lance and Joey walk in* Lance: Well, that was satisfying...wait, is that Jc?? Joey: It can't be...*squints* Lance: Oh my! It is! Joey: How do you know that? Lance: I'd know that butt from anywhere! Joey: *shakes the question from his head and sees Erin* Erin! Erin! Erin: *walks over* Hello....Joey....*smiles* Joey: Hey...*suavely tries to put the moves on her butt accidentally trips and falls in the punch bowl* Ahhhhh!! Erin: Thats gotta suck...see ya lata!! *walks away chuckling to herself* Joey: Everytime! Lance: *walks over to a dripping wet Joey* Damn, man...*looks up* Hey, looks like their trying to pry him down.... *points* Jc: Ahh! My balls are stuck!! Ahh!!! *sob sob* Lance and Joey: *laugh and walk out*
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