12/16-The frock Ms. Spears wore to the Billboard Awards in Sin City last week is surely making one woman sinfully happy. Christina Aguilera is known for giving Brit-babe fashion pause, so let's pray it works the other way around, no? Who knew Britney was a Celine Dion wannabe? (Christina, perhaps?) Because certainly B.S.'s psychedelic hat, bathrobe and bustier extravaganza conjures up images of C.D.'s backward-tux-wearing stunts (at least to this bitcher-stitcher). Luckily, the 19-year-old singer switched to her more winning wardrobe for the exclusive after-pah-tay (hosted by thong-lovin' Sisqó) at the Venetian's plush Velvet Lounge. In a pink tank top 'n' pants, the Southern Baptist played digital dancing with 'N Sync-er Justin Timberlake on a cushy red couch. (Could the cuties' new displays of public confection be a sign of more serious things to come? Oops...I teased you again! But not fer long, sweetie pies--at the end of this item comes a sublime slice of betting cake.) Brit 'n' Just are used to being the center of attention by now, not that you can miss the cuddling couple, what with their ubiquitous bodyguard gorillas in the midst. Hairier still: So fired up was the crowd (being entertained by flame-eating dudes) that the the Bible-studying gal was extra careful with her highball glass brimming with...Coke. (She's still underage, remember.) But B.S. got up to mingle for a few and careened into a waitress, causing the booby tray toter to lose a rack of martinis. To the rescue came our gal Brit, who helped clean up the mess. Fab! A few seats over, J.C. Chasez was chatting up an even chestier woman with a crucifix necklace wedged into her ample cleavage, when a boyish smooch took place just inches away. Affection alert! 'N Sync hottie Chris Kirkpatrick puckered up and planted a messy peck on the face of Backstreet Boy Howie D.. (For all those getting excited out there, I'd say the lip ac-shun was closer to the cheekbone than the labium, but young folks today are so friendly these days, it's hard to tell.) Now, if you believe talk of a fiery feud going on between the musical dudes, whatever will the other 'N Sync-ers think of this buss betrayal? No such question was on the minds of Britney and Justin, however. The duo remained, for the most part, plopped on their feathered throne, where they hung out, made schmoopy faces but decided not to swallow each other's faces on this particular occasion. (Hopefully, Ms. S.' new heart for fashion will go on undiminished.) Altar P.S.: Just's mama confessed to one of his cohorts recently that "I hope it'll happen." No, not breast reduction for Brit, you silly ninny--marriage! "She's always at the house, and he's always buying her things," added the matriarch. Fashion rags, clearly, are not among those goodies, says this baddie. Let's get our minds off the broads and on boarding, shall we? Y'all recall that the two blondies, Justin and Britney, are said to be house hunting in Hell-Ay, right? And even more significant, they're said to boast their own decorator. (Fuh-get lawyers, my sweets; when a couple shares an interior designer, you know that means the decorating is meant to be serious.) But J.'s not the only 'N Sync-er who hungers for haunt-haute. This time it's J.C. Chasez, who was spotted shopping for some funky furnishings. Dressed in jeans and a tie-dyed tee, the toned tunester looked tasty in a rumpled kind of way. With his decorator in tow, J.C. spent hours browsing through Our House Antiques on 3rd Street. Onstage, the flashy performer sports skintight red-leather pants, and he showed this afternoon that his taste in decor is just as, um, eye-catching. The singer stared dreamily at a strangely unidentifiable $12,000 wood object, a huge platinum mirror and loads of lights. I'll leave it up to you, my fashionable friends, to decide what exactly the belter was searching for when he requested "the lamp with the big globes." Considering his cleavage companion at the Billboard party, looks like someone's got a bit of a fixation. There are therapists for such things, J.C.
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