Excuse me? May I have your attention?
Will the real fly guy group please stand up? I repeat, will the real fly guy group please stand up? …We’re gonna have a problem here. Ya’ll act like you’ve never seen a boy band before Jaws all on the floor, wishin’ we would show more You think we’re the same as everyone, we’re a bore I tell ya, those record album sales are hard to score It’s the return of the- "Oh wait, no way, you’re joking A boy band with quotes that are actually thought-provoking?" Eminem said.. Who cares, Eminem’s a crackhead Who’s jealous and not well-bred Southern women love Lansten "Chris-a, Chris-a, Chris-a Kirkpatrick, I love him, look at him No, look at Justin grabbin’ his you-know-what JC’s dating you-know-who And Joey’s way cute, too" Yeah, there are probably a few hairs on my head loose But nothing my stylist can’t fix with some moose Sometimes we go on TV and we let loose And all the girls record it, they think we’re so cute "Justin made me scream, Justin made me scream Without even touching me, his image is squeaky clean" And that’s the pleasure that our kookiness brings We expect ya’ll to sing along when we sing ‘Course you know about "Digital Getdown" And ya’ll didn’t freak out Cuz it means we wanna get our freak on And we ain’t nothing but musicians.. Well, I wish was a magician to put you in my position But we are on a mission, so please listen We want to prove we’re not just a fad, not just here to glisten If you don’t love us and all you like is dissin’ Get used to it, we’re stickin’ Don’t care if you’re sickened *Chorus*: We’re in sync, they call us Nsync All you other boy bands, quite frankly you stink So won’t the fly guy group please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up? Cuz we’re in sync, so they call us Nsync All you other boy bands, quite frankly you stink So won’t the fly guy group please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up? Backstreet cuss on their album but sell records We don’t, so love us, cuz we love you We’re proud to say that we won a Grammy Half you critics mark us off as cheesy boy band sweets "But guys, what a surprise, you actually won." Well, we deserve it, we’re talented, not dumb And you can write us off as bubblegum Shoot, Christina Aguilera’s even getting some We like Carson Daly and Busta Rhymes Yeah, we hang out with those guys all the time Carson plugs us up on MTV "Number two? I think we can do better, hehe!" So we crank out videos on your TV And show the whole world how we’re such dolls, gee We’re sick of all you jealous rappers
Always talking crap, you’re
Forever talking smack, it don’t matter And there are lotsa groups who dress like us Show chest like us Who wanna be the best like us, Impress like us Talk crap and mess with us No need for fuss, cuz they’re close, but they’re not quite us! *Chorus* Our apearances are a trip to listen to Cuz we’re only givin’ you What we joke about in our tour bus living room Only difference is we always smile And act crazy and act wild Just like a hyper child And we keep the language mild Justin gets up on the mic to sing it Then JC will bring it, We’re can wing it better than 90% of you groups out there
And teen girls eat up our albums like products for hair
It’s funny, at the rate we’re going, by the time Chris is 30 We’ll have five gold records and still be flirty Try not to be jerks, but please stop jerkin’ On Justin’s shirt, don’t you know We’re supposed to be workin’ And we know ya’ll are lurkin’ at Hilton Inn Hidin’ in the luggage bin Circling the busses, screaming "I’m your number one" With the sunroof down, just for fun So will the fly group please stand up? Wave and blow kisses with each hand up And we’re proud to be number one on the charts We’re singin’ it again, ready? Alright! Let’s start! *Chorus (2x)* I guess there IS only one fly guy group…everyone else can sit down… I did not write this. Two girls named Amanda and Erin did so give em credit yo!!!
