You get there just in time to see the fireworks and everything. Things are going great when all of a sudden, some jerks steal your purse with your credit cards and everything in it. "Joey!!" you holler but the moron is sitting there intently licking his ice cream and gulping down an Icee. "Huh?" he mumbles. "My purse!!" you holler again. "Oh well.." he remarks. This date is soooooo over.
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See what would happen had you gone 'home'!!
See what would have happened had you not gone anywhere with him..,
