Nsync at K-Mart
(written by Heather) *They enter the doors of the local K-Mart* Lance: Do they have make-up here? I thought they did, Jc do you know if they have make-up here?? Jc: *shrugs his shoulders* I wouldn't know, I don't wear make-up...*laughs nervously* Justin: Yo foo whats about dat time we was mackin and you smeared dat honies lipsmack on?? Jc: I told you never to say anything about that!!! *smacks Justin* Joey: *already walking towards the candy* Jc: Chris go follow Joey, we have a budget of $50 bucks and if Joey rips open all the candy wrappers you won't get any more Rogaine for those ''emergencies'' in awhile . Chris: Ohh! *runs to Joeys side* Justin: Ahm gonna go to the mirrors...they got the only good lookin thing in dis dang store...*walks away* Lance: You know, Jc...a nice peach blush would really brighten your complexion. Jc: *screams insanely and runs down the nearest aisle* Lance: Fine! I see I'm not wanted!! *walks to the womens clothing and starts sorting through the pink sundresses* *Meanwhile, Chris and Joey are walking through the gun aisle* Chris: Hey! Look at me! I'm a hunter!! *puts on orange vest, picks up a 35 mm shotgun and aims it at the ceiling* Joey: Durr, uh...Chris?? Chris: Huh?? *accidentlly hits the trigger and it shoots* Ahhh! Joey: Run! *They run from the aisle, Chris still wearing the vest and both stumble into the toy aisle as the see Jc sitting there playing with two naked Barbies and the doll of him* Jc: *to himself* Yeah you want me...*looks up* Oh God...ummmm....its not what you think!! Joey: Ooo! Can I play?? Jc: *tosses a Barbie at Joey and pulls out a Barbie limosine* They were just about to go to their job. Their strippers!! Chris: Go figure... Look, I'm probly wanted for murder so I'm just gonna go now, yeahhhh...*walks away* Freaks... *Chris passes Justin talking to himself in the mirror* Justin: Whose the finest beeyatch in dis group? You are, oh yes, you are! How'd you get to look so good?? Years of practice of course!! Yes, ahh, you are so cute! Thank you! No, thank you! Oh ok, I know! Hahahaha... Chris: *looks disgusted and confused* I do not know these people... *Chris starts passing the langerie* Chris: Hmm... *Meanwhile, Jc and Joey have met back with Lance and they are searching through the cds* Lance: Oh! They have Boy George, Jc! Boy George!! Jc: Great Lance...hey, I thought I saw her, er, his British cd in the far aisle! Lance: Woo hoo!!!!! *runs to the far aisle* Jc: Pansy...hey, Joey? Check this out, Janet's new cd...she's naked!!! Joey: Ohhh....*starts making weird noises* Jc: Dude. Joey: Sorry. *Justin comes walking past them all* Jc: Where is he going? Joey: Wait, ain't the video games over there?? Jc: Not again!!!! *runs over and tackles Justin to the ground* Lance: *pops his head over the aisle and shouts* FIGHT!!!! *tip toes over and watches* *Joey has now tackled them both down and snatches one of the controllers* Jc: Theres only one left...*they move their fingers like cowboys do in a shootoff and circle each other* Justin: The only way to that controller is through me baby! Jc: I'll take that chance... *Chris walks from behind the feminine products aisle carrying Nair, Summers Eve, Midol, a padded bra, a tiger thong and a box of Tampax. Justin and Jc stop and stare disgustedly at him* Chris: Oh like you were never curious!? *Suddenly, Jc twists and takes hold of the controller and begins laughing interrogatingly at Justin* Jc: In your face, HAHAHAHAHA!!! Justin: Dammit!!! I hate you! I hate you all!!!!! *runs away with his hands over his face* *After playing a short game of Banjo Kazooie, Jc and Lance go walking through the fishing aisle with Chris and Joey in the next row. Jc: Hey Lance, I dare you to eat this...*holds up a canister of pink fish eggs* Lance: What are they? Jc: Moistened gumballs. They're really good, Joey's had before, *shouts to the other aisle* Haven't you!? Joey: *shouts back* Sure!!! Lance: Oh boy! Well, give me some! Jc: *opens them up as a horrible stench fills the air* Lance: Oh god, is that the gumballs? Jc: Joey you fart?!?! Joey: Sure!!! Lance: Good, for a second, I thought these were drenched in pharmeldehide! Jc: Heavens sake, no!! Here....*picks a hand full up and slops them on Lance's hand* Lance: Aren't you gonna have one? Jc: *opens his mouth* I already had some! See? *points to some gum* Lance: *sticks them all in his mouth* Jc: *smiles evilly* How are they? Lance: *begins to drip drool of his mouth and suddenly falls to the floor* Jc: Umm...*scratches his chin* Hey guys?! *Joey and Chris pop thier head around the corner* Chris: What? What is it? Jc: I think Lance is sick...*giggles* Joey: *kneels next to him and takes his pulse* He's dead! Woo hoo!!!! Yeaah!! *Everyone cheers* (They try to leave but are taken in by the police for murder) Jc: He wanted to eat those fish eggs!! I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The EndMore Great Nsync Comedy...
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