Stoner Products You Wish You Had
These are not real products, as far as I know, no one has made any of these yet.
~Weed Incense:
Incense made out of actual marijuana. Get high and fill the air with that wonderful smell.
~Weed Candles:
Candles with actual leaves made into the wax: Also available,"Hippie Rocket Candle", same thing only with the seeds too, for your own little firework show!
~"True Herbal Tea":
A mix of bong water and tea, declared the "True Herbal Tea"
~Herbal Air Purifier:
Sucks in air and blows out nice, clean pot smoke!
~Marijuana Scented Air Sprays
~Marijuana Leaf Shaped Car Air Fresheners:
You know those little pine tree ones, it's like that.
~Marijuana Food Seasonings:
For flavoring those "special" cookies and brownies!
~"Bong Juice":
Flavored bong water to drink when you need a little pick-me-up!
~The Automatic Blunt Roller
~The Automatic Portable Joint Roller
~Colored Bong Water:
To brighten your smoking time up. Available in red, blue, green, orange, yellow, purple, pink, and gray.
~The Stoner's Dictionary & Thesaurus:
For those who want to understand what the hell us stoner's are talking about.
~"Stoner's":
Clothing and product stores.
~"Hempstick":
Lipstick made outta hemp.
~Hemp Hair Care:
All natural products.
~The Pothead's Deck of Cards:
Clubs:Marijuana leaves
Spades:Bongs
Hearts:Bag of pot
Diamonds:Pipes
Aces:Joints
Jokers:Clown smoking a blunt.
