Fake-Ass High Freestyle.....(WARNING: this is some fucked up shit!!)

I was gonna try to write a ryhme....But my head's a total mess.
So for what you're about to read....I very strongly discress
Some parental advisary, To pass this non-exsistant test
'Cuz I'm far from the best, Did you expect more or less?
I'm about to confess, That this is some stupid shit.
Ain't worth the ink I'm writing it with, I know you think it's more fucked up
Then what I tried to make you think, I can't think of anything to ryhme that with...
So I'm just gonna blurt out PINK!! See, that's what I mean by crazy shit!!
I'm surprised you ain't throwing a fit, Because I'm making you listen to it.
OW! I think I just got bit by one of those mutant spiders, (the ones Jimmy was talkin about)
That have the poison of psychotics, or is that the Prince of Darkness??
Look, I don't even know what I'm talking about now, I wish I could just....
Spit out lyrics like Eminem.
His freestyle's hot, those ryhmes float out steaming.
Unlike that shit I just wrote, someone get me a boat,
In this ryhming scheme I'm sinking!! I should've known I couldn't do this,
When I'm as high as I am right now, I got the major munchies....
I think I could eat a cow, ok, I think I might stop now.
Before someone finds this and reads it, and even understands it somehow!
And realizes just how fuckin' rejected I am!! Becca already knows.
So I'll have to send her this, damn. At least she'll think it's funny.
Just because it is to me.
And I know how dumb she can also be.
We both have low I.Q.'s, Cuz we've smoked all our braincells away.
By smokin all this new shit out here now.
This major KB bud, and this shit don't have seeds,
Unlike the commercial shit we see.
Dude, you know you're a stoner when you're so high you're a go-nerd....
Oh, I mean a goner, my bad, but that shit ryhmed.
Ha, ha that shit's sublime, I wish I knew exaclty what sublime meant.
Dude, I'm totally bent, My intelligence has been spent.
I gotta pay the rent, or I'll have to live in a tent!!
Could you please spare a cent? No I'm just joking....
I don't have to pay the fucking rent...lol

Ok, you'd have to know me REALLY well to understand ANY of this! Now do you see why I've never put anything on here that I wrote when I was high?? It's just so fucking stupid!!!! And I think it kinda sounds like a Dr. Suess ryhme...hey! Maybe he was high when he wrote all his shit too!!!

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