Five-O

This is as stupid as the High Freestyle.

Yo I'm so high
I'm flying through the sky
And don't even try to ask me why
I really don't know what you're doing
You're just shootin' in the dark
At a narc
Who just got you plucked
You don't wanna go to jail
Cuz you know you'll get fucked by the imfamous Bubba
He's gonna burst your bubble
Then you know you're in trouble
So you run from the cops
While they're shootin' their glocks
While you're screaming, "Can't we all just get along?!?"
And you're only wearing socks
Don't ask me why, you're the one runnin'
Why the Feds are on your ass gunnin'
You know you gotta do something
So you take off runnin' through the woods
But you trip on a root
And your ankle's twisted so you gotta scoot
Then you hear the footsteps of heavy boots
The cop's that were chasing you
But as the footsteps get nearer
You start to see clearer
And it turns out that it's the narc you were shooting at earlier
And he's got a gun to your head
You're praying to God cuz you know you're dead
Then you hear a gun shot
And you know you're a goner
But you open your eyes
And the cops are taking him
Come to find out they were after him all along
Don't you feel like a jack-ass now?!

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