That's right. This is a blatant waste of Internet space. I bet you thought when you came here that there'd be some kooky little image or message or column or something but NO. There's nothing here. Just me, talking about how nothing here is, thereby contradicting myself, because, in fact, there IS something here.
But it's NOTHING IMPORTANT.
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Well, why am I here?" Because I LIED TO YOU and told you there was a big SURPRISE HERE. Well there's not.
Ah. But you're obviously still here, aren't you? Wondering if maybe the surprise is hidden at the bottom. Well it's not. Well, actually, maybe it is. Maybe I'll write you a little haiku. Why wait? I'll do it now.
There is nothing here
I am wasting your sweet time
I am not sorry
See. Taught you a lesson in pain.
Okay, well that's all. The more I put here the more I contradict the fact that nothing is here. So I'm done. At least I got a haiku written out of this whole ugly situation.
Okay, well, you read it. It's your problem now, not mine. But at the very least, let's be careful out there.
