a whore just like the rest

hey there, I'm David, welcome to my crappy webpage. the title of this page currently is the title of a book by Richard Meltzer, who is one of the inventors of rock criticism. he's very funny, possibly insane, and did a lot of drugs a long time ago. if you're interested in rock and roll, journalism, or both, read his books. anyway, I've got a crappy bio page and a bunch of links that will take you to pages better than this one. if you wanna respond to mediocrity contained herein, just sign the guestbook or send me an e-mail. the addy's down there some place...that's all for now. enjoy.

Join the club... The Club

truly these people are great...

• Billie-the music writing genius behind Induced, Thurmont's most popular underground act. if you ever need a roadie, say the word, bro.
• Alma-as I write this, it is only a matter of hours til prom...I'll sure show you a good time.
• Adam-TV Lands come and go, but beyond and to all time this CHS A.T. team shall stand. best of luck at T.U., no Applied Boredom there, for sure.
• St. Patrick-Irish rule the planet...too bad mine's all diluted with Scottish and *gasp* German. Induced's bad-ass bass player and spokeman...nobody rocks like you guys.
• Jim-FRA charter member...haha! where are your glasses? can you see the plate? point me to the Canadian Bacon.
• Todd-before we know it, back to unloading percussion, getting sunburned, and administering tuba-abuse.
• Janet-you're not losing your mind. thanx for coming to the musical, I CAN sing dammit. and congrats on Jr. Drum Major, you'll make us all even PROUDER of you.
• Sarah AKA Izzy-love you sis. sorry you're so frustrated and hate-filled toward several particular idiots. kill the lot of em, lass!! aye!
• Jen-ah, little one, you will be the one to accompany in the City as I visit colleges. haha, college bound Jen
• Rosey-Parcheesi, the royal game of India! eek, disturbing webpage *covers eyes* please don't let Sahib set me on fire...
• Becca-we are silly gooses...and crazy cat people. thanks for letting me give you advice, and for reminding me what's important and what isn't. even if I can't type...even if I am a freak. I'll just take your abuse...and keep being wrong all the time.
• Jenny Butler-I'm sorry for not putting you on here sooner...you were the heart and soul of The Curious Savage. you kept everyone motivated...and laughing, too. everyone, get your skank on! you know what? screw the musical; you deserve so much better.
• Tim Bob-did you eat Skankee-O's for breakfast? just get a grip on your Richard *wink*, and maybe you won't fall out of your chair. RBF, count the days!!!

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