How many Packled does it take to change a light bulb?
2. one to say,"Packled can not change light bulbs", and the other
to change the light bulb so that the first one can come over and explain
way Packled can not change light bulbs.
How many Trill does it take to change a light bulb?
4. One to change the light bulb, and the other three to complain how they
could of lived in a better body if they wanted to.
How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
2. One to say light bulbs are highly illogical, and they others to mix the
martinis.
How Enterprise officers does it take to change a light bulb?
2. One to shut off main power, and the other one to bring auxiliary light
bulb power online.
How many CARDASSIANS does it take to change a light bulb ?
We don't need a light bulb, but if we did, we could take it from you
!
How many BAJORANS does it take to change a light bulb ?
The filthy Cardassians took our light bulb !
How many TRILLS does it take to change a light bulb ?
Both of them.
How many BORG does it take to change a light bulb ?
Light bulbs are irrelevant. Changing them is futile.
How many BETAZIODS does it take to change a light bulb ?
I sense it has already changed.
How many ROMULANS does it take to change a light bulb ?
We have been gone for a while, but we have returned to change it.
How many Federation SHUTTLE PILOTS does it take to change a light bulb
?
Ooooops ! I dropped it !
How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb ?
Here, now, Wouldn't you rather have this Super-Nova ?
How many ODO's does it take to change a light bulb ?
I will change IN TO the light bulb.
How many HORTAS does it take to change a light bulb ?
NO CHANGE I
How many TRIBBLES does it take to change a light bulb ?
1,561,761 .......uhh,62....,ummm,63......64......
How many TREKKIES does it take to change a light bulb ?
Okay, so ,y'know, like, in that episode wher Spock gets attacked by those vomit looking things, and, like, he starts doing weird stuff, like, he takes over the ship and it gets Kirk really mad, so they find out that they can use this super-bright light, but it was bogus, 'cause McCoy used the wrong kind of light, and it makes Spock blind ,so, like......what kind of light bulb are you talking about ??
How many Ferangi does it take to change a light bulb?
Ferangi don't give change.
How many romulans does it take to change a light bulb?
2. One to change it and One to kill him and take the credit.
How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?
What's a light bulb.
How many Romulans does it take to change a light bulb?
151. One to change the light bulb and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace.
How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to put the new one in and one to sell the old one as an antique.
How many shape-shifters does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They are the light bulb.
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.
What do they do with the old bulb?
Execute it for failure.
What do they do to the Klingon who replaces the bulb?
Execute him for cowardice.
How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
Aproximately 1.000000000000000000000000000000
How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb?
All of them.
How many crew members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering section is burnt out, after which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead. Scotty after checking around notices that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he can't see in the dark to tend the engines. Kirk must make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu and 3 red shirted security officers beam down. The 3 red shirt guys are promptly killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection. Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as a reward the landing party is set free and given all the light bulbs they can carry. Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the planet just in time to beam up Kirk and the rest. The new bulb is inserted and the Enterprise continues its five year mission.
How many of the Voyager crew does it take to change a light bulb?
Nine, Kim to scream about being afraid of the dark. Tuvok to say that being afraid of the dark is illogical. Torres to scream angrily at the bulb for burning out. Paris to take bets on how long it will take someone to change the bulb . and who can scream louder. Neelix to say that he has a great recipe for light bulbs. The Doctor to slap Neelix. Kes to yell at the Doctor. Janeway to yell at everyone for not changing the light bulb, and to tell. Chakotay to change the light bulb.
