JUSTSTUFF2
Golden Rules for Living,
If you open it, close it.
If you turn it on, turn it off.
If you unlock it, lock it up.
If you break it, admit it.
If you can't fix it, call in someone who can.
If you borrow it, return it.
If you value it, take care of it.
If you make a mess clean it up.
If you move it, put it back.
If it belongs to someone else
and you want to use it, get permission.
If you don't know how to operate
it, leave it alone.
If it's none of your business,
don't ask questions.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
If it will brighten someone's day,say it.
If it will tarnish someone's
reputation, keep it to yourself.
THIS ANGEL SENDS YOU BLESSINGS,
FROM THE HEAVENS UP ABOVE
SHE'LL CAREFULLY PROTECT YOU,
AND SHOWER YOU WITH LOVE.
SHE'LL GIVE YOU STRENGTH AND GUIDANCE,
AND WATCH OVER YOU EACH DAY.
SHE'LL BE RIGHT THERE BESIDE YOU,
IN OUR LORDS LOVING WAY.
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ONLINE TOO LONG IF:
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" out loud.
3. You find yourself trying to cock your head 90 degrees when you smile.
4. You have called out someones screenname while making love to your significant other.
5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. If you are male and see a female in the "Real" world that you wish to meet, your first thought is to IM her.
8. If you are female and you see a male in the "Real" world that you wish to meet, your first thought is that you wish he'd IM you.
9. You don't understand the humor in the above mentioned #7 and #8 since the "Real" world is at your fingertips.
10. You have to get a 2nd phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut.
11. When you have sex, you no longer are concerned about sexually transmitted diseases.
12. You walk into a room, and, finding it has more than 23 people, you inform management that there is an error.
13. When looking at signs, you wonder why they are always "yelling" at you.
14. You go up to people you are attracted to "in real life" and ask them for their GIF.
15. Although you don't know what they look like, you become insanely jealous of people hitting on your cyber-love.
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