9. Justin, I'll be your Apple Jacks and you can eat me all day long!
8. Scream louder for Chris! Hearing loss comes w/old age!
7. I made this poster just in case you guys forgot what you looked like (and tape a bunch of teeny posters on it)
6. Steve Fatone is HOT! (just a quick way to get yourself on the big screen)
5. This Song Sucks! (and hold it up at the beginning of every song, or even better, hold it up when they're talking)
4. Joey's Hoe #56
3. God Musta Spent a Little More Time on ME.
2. Hey! I'm legal!
1. Is this the New Kids On The Block reunion concert?
