These bumper stickers are brought to you
by: THE BOB AND MIKE SHOW.
"Stop and smell the flowers.....they're
bound to smell better than you."
"Two's company, and three's a crowd, so,
invite someone else, and have a freakin
PARTY!"
"People who daydream need night jobs!"
"If mean people suck, what do you think
nice people do??"
"Tell someone who cares.....buy a pet!"
"Imagine im your horn..........BLOW ME!"
"Once is good, twice is nice, three
times gets to be FUCKING ANOYING!!"
"If you love me, let me go.....If you
let me go, you're a bigger BITCH than I
thought!"
"BEING SOBER SUCKS!"
"Cant stand the heat??.....put out the
fire STUPID!!!"
"If you think getting slapped in the
face hurts, wait til I kick you in the
groin!"
"The third time's the charm.......4th
time, YOU DIE!!"
"If you love them, set them free, if
they return, set them on FIRE!"
"I have an alter ego, and HE thinks
you're an ass too!"
"I'd rather VOMIT, than deal with the
likes of you."
"You're built like a brick shithouse,
unfortunately, you smell like one too."
"If you cant beat 'em.....EAT 'EM!"
"Ahhhhh, life is but a dream.......if
you wake me, I'll kick your ass!!!"
"If you dont like me....BITE ME!"
"Friends dont let friends drive
drunk?.....thats not it.......friends
dont get into cars being driven by
friends that drive drunk."
"Unless you're a proctologist.....GET
OFF MY ASS!!"
"I'm a good sport, but if you win, I'll
beat you up!"
"People like you, make people like us
PUKE!"
"God's gift to men.......boxer shorts,
weekends, and the remote control"
"I dont want to be rich, I just want a
"ZERO" balance!" (Thank You Jen)
THANKS FOR
VISITING!!.....PLEASE COME
AGAIN!......BOB AND MIKE
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