I am just an average man
with a touch-tone phone
all the trouble it would give me
if only I had known
All I want in life is to relax
without telephones, modems, or fax
but I never have any peace
because the telephone calls never cease
I always feel like somebody's dialing me
and I never have any privacy
I need some caller ID
it makes me just want to scream
When I come home at five
I sit down and revive
People call me on the phone I try to forget
Can they really see me or am I all wet?
When I am in my room I am afraid to go to bed
I might close my eyes and miss what would have been said
AT&T says we should "reach out and touch"
but Gallup polls at 3 AM is truly too much
That's why....
I always feel like somebody's dialing me
and I never have privacy
I always feel like somebody's dialing me
Tell me it is just a bad dream
Who's dialing me?
I don't know any more! Are credit-card companies calling me?
(who's dialing?) Or is the neighborhood brat calling me?
(dialing who's dialing?) I don't feel secure any more, and it is
making me nervous. I wonder who is trying to call me now? (Who?)
Selective Service!
I always feel like somebody's dialing me
Tell me it is just a bad dream
I always feel like somebody's dialing me
It just makes me want to scream
I always feel like somebody's dialing me
getting calls from people I cannot see
I always feel like somebody's dialing me
Oh tell it me can't be....
I always feel like somebody's dialing me
Let's have some privacy
I always feel like somebody's dialing me
I need some caller ID