College Man, College Man
Making the best grades he can
College Man, College Man
Studying so he can understand College Man
Professor Man, Professor Man
Professor Man gives tests to College Man
Professor Man, Professor Man
but College Man still doesn't understand Professor Man
Administration Man, Administration Man
raise the tuition for College Man
Administration Man, Administration Man
but lowers the salary of Professor Man Administration Man
College Man, College Man
He and Professor Man fire Administration Man
College Man will study as hard as he can
and during finals Professor Man will lend a hand College Man