Chris Marsh

College Man

February, 1991

based on They Might Be Giants "Particle Man"


College Man, College Man

Making the best grades he can

College Man, College Man

Studying so he can understand College Man


Professor Man, Professor Man

Professor Man gives tests to College Man

Professor Man, Professor Man

but College Man still doesn't understand Professor Man


Administration Man, Administration Man

raise the tuition for College Man

Administration Man, Administration Man

but lowers the salary of Professor Man Administration Man


College Man, College Man

He and Professor Man fire Administration Man

College Man will study as hard as he can

and during finals Professor Man will lend a hand College Man

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