The Belly Button Brag


The Belly Button Brag

My favorite part of my body
is my belly button, yes.
My belly button's very cool.
Know why? You'll never guess.

It's not an inny or an outy.
It's kind of in between.
And when I wear a bathing suit,
it's so proud to be seen.

People love my belly button.
(It's not just in my head).
It's what I'll be remembered for
far long after I'm dead.

My tombstone will display the words:
Here lies Mitchell McGee.
The only guy who ever had
a belly button on his knee.

(C) 1998, Arden Davidson

I am trying to find a publisher or agent
to represent any or all of the stories and poems
in "A Pocketful of Rhymes".
If you know anyone that can help, or have comments,
please e-mail me.Thanks!