If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?
The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?
What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why did the pot call the kettle black?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do people go to the unemployment office to find a job?
Why do people park in driveways and drive on parkways? --Larry Anderson
Why do people tell you when they are speechless?
Why do they give you a tape with a VCR to tell you how to use it?
Why do they make cars go so fast its illegal?
Why do they make scented toilet paper?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
