My Name Is Jake- Part 1 Quotes

Jake:(to Cassie and Rachel)Where have you been? Marco:One word, sale.

Jake:(after Elfangors ship crashed and he starts walking out) There's something coming out.

Marco: This is the part where we hide.

Rachel:(hiding)What is it?

Marco:I don't know, but it's definately not from my hood.

Jake: (to Homer)Stay.

Marco: Oh, sure, the dog gets to stay.

Rachel: Maybe we should try talking to it.

Marco: Yeah, let me just get out my Alien-English Dictionary.

Rachel: It's gonna be ok. Cassie knows a lot about animals.

Marco: Way to insult the guy, Rach.

Marco: This is insane.

Marco: You know, the funniest thing happened to me last night. Some blue dude, with four legs, put me and a few other idiots in charge of saving the world.

Marco: So now what? Save the world? Can we eat first?

Jake: Trust no one

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