Command or filename irrelevant.-DOS of Borg
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer
Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Blessed are the pessimists, they make backups!
I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.
Does God's computer have a "Smite" key"?
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers
DANGER! Computer store ahead, hide wallet!
When all else fails, RTFM (Read the Manual)...
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
God I hate floppies.
640K ought to be enough for anybody.-Bill Gates '81
Keyboard? How quaint!-Scotty
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
It's hard to RTFM when you can't find the FM..
Naaah, real men don't read docs.
It works better if you plug it in.
It did what? Well, it's not supposed to do that.
Strike any user when ready.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue
Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible.
On the unlabeled disk? HELL they're all unlabeled!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Press all the keys at once to continue...
Point not found. A)bort, R)eread, I)gnore.
Backup Not Found (G)ive up (R)etry (S)ob uncontrollably?
RECOVER.COM: a little slice of hell
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Unable To Recover Universe
REALITY.DAT not found. Press any key to reset Universe.
Ask not what your computer can do for you...
I am the computer your mother warned you about.
Backups? We don't *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx NO CARRIER
The four great lies of computing:
Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Programming is an art form that fights back.
Q: How many programmers does it take to replace a light bulb? A: None, that's obviously a hardware problem.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." -- Barry, Dave
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee--that will do them in.-- Bradley's Bromide
Beware of programmers who carry screw drivers. - Brandwein, Leonard
[A computer is] like an Old Testament god; lots of rules and no mercy. - Campbell, Joseph
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Cook. Rich
Hardware : The parts of a computer system that can be kicked. - Pesis, Jeff
The IBM compatible sector has not yet recognized that 95% of computer usage is devoted to experimenting with different fonts and character styles in documents. - Reiner, Ron
PROGRAM - n. A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages. v. tr.- To engage in a pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.
Real Programmers use C since it's the easiest language to spell.
If builders built buildings they way computer programmers write programs, the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed all civilization. - Weinberg's Law
