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| Banana Cream Weasel Pie | |
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The Banana Cream Weasel Pie was the centerpiece for Throbbing Thorax's last Christmas party. Introduced by sales manager Jake Schmidt, the guests were so taken with this mouth-watering dessert that management decided to carry it. |
| 1 frozen pie - $3.99 - Item# 32421 | |
| Candied Kippers | |
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A chewy, delectable party dessert. Fine, British kippers covered in sweet, sugary goodness without destroying the traditional kipper flavor. |
| 1 box - 10 fish - $3.99 - Item# 32429 | |
| Caterpillar Casserole | |
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A savory, protein-rich specialty item. Dizzying spicing and herbage will make you want to eat it all yourself! *Note: extra expense for refrigerated delivery and storage. |
| 1 package - $8.99 - Item# 32498 | |
| Crackerbox Crackers© | |
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Imported from Whiteville, Alabama, world renowned for its superior protein crackers. Crackerbox Crackers make an excellent snack food for a party. Not kosher. |
| 10 oz box - $4.99 - Item# 32890 | |
| Gefilte Raccoons | |
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Usually identified as backyard pests, raccoons are seldom given a second thought. However, David Henochowicz, during a Pesach crisis, hastily invented this culinary hit. (Pareveh for Passover.) |
| 12 oz jar - $3.99 - Item# 32572 | |
| Goy Kebabs© Original | |
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An innovation in Jewish cooking! Since the recent efforts of disappeared Jewish missionaries to Papua New Guinea, Goy Kebabs have become a hot item on the Australian market. Throbbing Thorax is the exclusive US marketer. |
| Casket 1 kebab - $49.99 - Item# 32481 | |
| Casket 1 kebab, shaven - $69.99 - Item# 32482 | |
| Goy Kebabs© Lilliput Variety | |
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If the idea of a whole human is too daunting, the makers of Goy Kebabs© offers you this dainty alternative. Same great flavor, smaller size. |
| Box 5 kebabs - $14.99 - Item# 32485 | |
| Soy Goys© | |
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The makers of the ever-popular Goy Kebabs© bring a new fantastic product to Throbbing Thorax customers! Soy Goys© are the soy alternative to the traditional meat dish. Made only in Lilliput size. |
| Box 5 kebabs - $19.99 - Item# 32487 | |
| Muskrat Mustard | |
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Is plain, yellow mustard beginning to strike you as drab? Is Grey Poupon overloading your posh receptors? The Throbbing Thorax would like to introduce you to Muskrat Mustard. Mustard blended with traditional herbs plus a few special ones, combined with the unmistakable flavor of East Coast muskrat. |
| 1 20 oz squeeze bottle - $3.49 - Item# 32541 | |
| Newt Burger | |
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You've heard of the hamburger, veggie burger, and soy burger... now it's time to try the latest non-beef burger — the Newt Burger! Made from organic, farm-raised newts, packed into luscious patties for human consumption. |
| 1 box - 4 6 oz patties - $2.99 - Item# 32414 | |
| Preserved Slugs | |
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For anyone who remembers the arrival of Marmite, here's a new treat: Ugly's Preserved Slugs! developed in Mrs. Ugly's home laboratory/kitchen, preserved slugs are a new way to decorate your favorite entrées. Party size. |
| 45 oz jar - $12.99 - Item# 32546 | |
| Roadkill Helper© | |
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From the makers of Hamburger Helper© comes a new savory product: Roadkill Helper. Throbbing Thorax assortment: Italian Dinner, Possumburger Mexicana, Green Bean and Skunk Pasta Dinner, Venison and Broccoli Pasta. |
| 14 oz box - $3.99 - Item# 32111 | |
| Small Mammal Stir Fry | |
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For the indecisive connoisseur of rodentia, we have the Small Mammal Stir Fry. This frozen package of choice meat will do well in stir frys, stews, and even shishkebabs. |
| Not Yet Available - Item# 32499 | |
| Squirrel Chops | |
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Squirrel Chops are exotic, yet close to home at the same time. These squirrels are wild, but plentiful. However, they are not shot by cruel sharpshooters; they are sedated with gas and then given lethal injection. Certified Grade A meat. |
| 1 lb varied cutlets - $3.49 - Item# 32476 | |
| Stewed Africans | |
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Throbbing Thorax tries to have something for everyone -- that's why we present you with Stewed Africans. Luscious, tender, Kenyan flesh, bred humanely but specifically for this product line. |
| 19 oz can - $1.49/more than 4 - $.80 each - Item# 32572 | |
| Weasel Extract | |
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Weasel ExtractWhen you need a little weasel flavor to spice up a drab dish. Don't be afraid to use your imagination! |
| 6 pack - 20 oz bottles - $5.99 - Item# 32349 | |
| Weasel Juice | |
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One of the most underrated protein drinks. Refreshing, energizing,... and unlike most health drinks and shakes, Weasel Juice is low in sugar. Now with 30% more whiskers than before, for that patent-worthy tingly feeling! |
| 6 pack - 20 oz bottles - $5.99 - Item# 32372 | |
| Kamal Boradia | |
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When your online exotic foods catalogue needs a little tweaking, or you're just in the mood for some Indian food, have some Kamal! Try on bhatura with a little garam masala for an unbelievably dreadful flavor. |
| 1 Kamal - $9.99 - Item# 32666 | |
