Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
ANSWERS:
Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
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Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The
chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
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The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
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Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
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L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
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Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
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Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes!
The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
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Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
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Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
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Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.
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Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
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Ronald Reagan: What chicken?
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Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
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Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
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Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
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Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
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Bill Gates: I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.
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Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
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Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.
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