HANSON in OZ
**This Story takes place on a late summer afternoon in Tulsa, Oklahoma**
Taylor,Ike, and Zac sit inside their home watching Beavis and Butthead.
"Hey, Ike, it's kinda windy outside, don't ya think?",Taylor asked as he
looked outside. "No, Zac just burped that's all, now c'mon what the show,
it's the CORNHOLIO one.",Ike said. "No, I'm serious it's REALLY windy!",
Taylor exclaimed. "Ike don't eat all my GREEN M & M's!!", Zas said as he
grabbed the bag from Ike. All of the sudden a tornado hit. The last thing
the boys heard was.."MMMMMMMYYYYYY MMMMMMM &&&&&& MMMMMMM'SSSSS".
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Zac wakes up and he wakes up his brothers. "Hey Tay, nice braids!",Zac
said. "You fool I have no..AHHHHHH!",Taylor exclaims as he feels his hair
in braids. "Hey you have braids too!",Taylor says to Zac. "Aren't they
pretty!",Zac says in a girly voice. Ike laughs then shrieks as he notices
he too has braids. Zac gets up and opens the door to their house. "Hey,
we're in color!",Zac shouts. "We're not in Tulsa anymore..",Taylor replied.
"Yea, To To!",Zac says to Ike. As they go outside they see a pink fairy
walk up to them, she asks, "Are you good witches or bad witchs?" Zac repies,
"I'm a GOD, look at my muscles." as he flexes. "Ha ha..Look at mine!",Ike
says as he flexes too. "Man, why won't these freakin' braids come out!",
Taylor says as he pulls on his hair. 'You're a GIRL, face it!",Zac says.
The munchkins quietly walk in staring at the boys as some munchkins walk
up to the boys as sing, "We represent the Lollipop Kids, the Lollipop kids,
the Lollipop kids, We represent the Lollipop kids..And we Welcome you to Munchkin Land!" Zac, "Hey they're not munchkins, they're the same height as
me!" As he says so the Wicked Witch of the West pops in. "Where are my ruby
slippers? Who's got them?",She screams. Zac then replies, "Tay does!"
"No I don't...AHHHHH!",Taylor screams in horror as he looks down to his
feet and notices the High-Heeled shoes. "You were blessed with them Tay!",
Ike says. "Here you can have them!",Taylor insists as he attempts to remove
them from his feet. "No, you must wear them and NEVER take them off or else
you'll NEVER leave OZ!",Glinda reminds him. "Yea, then that means, No more
Green M & M's!",Zac exclaims as he munches on some of them from a bag.
"Well, then I'll get you my pretty, and you're little IKE too!",Shrieks the
Wicked Witch, and in an MMMBop she's gone. "Ok what do we do now?",Taylor
asks Glinda. All the munchkins exclaim, "Follow the Yellow brick road!
Follow the Yellow Brick road!" "Hmm, could they be telling us something?",Zac
asks jokingly. Together they skip down the road, while Taylor trips over
his heels. They come to a hault as they notice a scarecrow being beat up by
some crows so they offer to help. They do and the Scarecrow replies,
"Thanks, You're one HOT chick!",as he looks at Taylor. Taylor screams.
"I'm a BOY!!",Taylor reminds the Scarecrow. "Oh, well you're still kinda
cute..he he he..",The Scarecrow says as Taylor backs away. "I have no brain.",
says the Scarecrow. "Hey, we found Zac's twin!",Ike says. "Come with us to
OZ, we're gonna get home!",Zac suggests. "And find Zac a brain.",Ike adds.
"Ok, but can I hold DoroTAY's hand?",The Scarecrow asks and smiles at
Taylor. "EWWWWWW, you perv, no!!!",Taylor shrieks and avoids the Scarecrow
as they skip down the yellow brick road. Ofcourse Taylor falls alot, but
not quite as much as usual. "Stop playing with your shoes and come over here
Tay!",shouts Ike to his brother. "What do you..hey, that guys is made out of
tin. "No duh, Pinnochio!",Zac says sarcastically. "IIIIIII NNEEOOOODDDDDD
OOOOOOOLLLLL!!",shrieks the tin man. "Hey Ike, he speaks your language,
dog talk!",Zac exclaims. "I'm glad I'm the brains of the family, looks to me
like he need oil.",Taylor says as he grabs the oil can and oils the tin man's
mouth. "AEAEEEAEE..Hey, you're one Hot chick!",says the tin man to Taylor.
"AHHHHH!I'm a BOY!!!",Taylor shouts and backs away. Zac oils the rest of the
tin man's body so he can move. "DoroTay is MY man so stay away!",the Scarecrow
tells the Tin man. The tin man smiles to Tay, and the Scarecrow gives him
the "evil eye". "Well, anyway, I have no heart, can I come with you guys
to see if I can find a heart?",asked the tin man. "I LOVE Chocolate
hearts..YUMMY!",said Zac as he rubbed his tummy. "DoroTAY is the Scarecrow's
sweetHEART!",Ike said as he nudged Taylor. The Scarecrow gave the Tin man
a mocking look and Tay sighed and said, "Ok, you can come, Just don't
touch me!" And the group was on it's way to the Emerald City. They
skipped along, as Taylor ran to keep up, his feet REALLY ached.
All of the sudden the Wicked Witch of the West swooped down and grabbed the
Scarecrow. "Where are my ruby slippers? I want my ruby slippers!",shouted
the Witch. "Here take them, they hurt my feet!",Taylor said just about to
take off the shoes. "Yea, and they like totally clash with the braids!",Zac
commented in his most valley girlish voice. "No Tay, C'mon, without those
we may be stuck in OZ.",Ike told Tay. "Yea, stuck in these braids..AHHHHH
..No, you can't have them, no matter how much they hurt my feet!",Taylor
said stubbornly. The Witch dropped the scarecrow and screamed," NExt time
he dies and you die oh pretty one!!!" and she flew away. "Was that a threat?"
,asked Zac. "Yea, now let's help the Scarecrow!",Ike exclaimed as he
ran over to help the Scarecrow along with Zac and the Tin man. "No way am
I touching that perv ANYWHERE!",Tay shouted as he waited on the yellow
brick road. The group continued on the yellow brick road into the dark,
eerie forest. Suddenly they heard a, "ROOOOOOOOOAAAARRRRR!", and out
jumped a HUGE lion. "Save me Ikey Poos!",Zac yelled as he ducked behind
Ike. "I'll save you ZAc!",said the tin man. "Um, that's ok...Ike has got me
covered.",Zac answered as he moved away from the tin man. "I'm protect you
DoroTAY!",said the Scarecrow. Taylor dodged the Scarecrow. "WHY ARE YOU IN
MY FOREST, I WILL EAT YOU ALL!!",shouted the lion furiously. "How 'bout a
M & M?",Zac offered. "Do you Have blue? They're my favorite.",The lion
asked. "Um, nopers, sorry, just Green.",Zac sais and giggled. "No BLUE??
WELL THEN I HAVE TO EAT YOU ALL!!",The Lion roars. Zac pushes Ike into the
lion and the lion runs into the bushes. "Ha ha..you're ugliness scared him
away Ike!!",Zac says as he laughs. "No, he's a scardy cat, I've seen this
movie a thousand times!",Ike replies with a sigh while Zac is still cracking-up.
"Oh so Mr. Smarty pants..then why am I wearing ruby red slippers and braids?
Hmmmmm??",Tay asks annoyingly. "I think they look HOT! Have you considered
modeling?",the Sacrecrow comments trying to put his arm over Tay's shoulder
but Tay moves away. "Hey look a BIG green M & M!!",Zac yelled as he pointed.
"Sorry, it's just the emerlad city..Zac, I think you need glasses!",Tay
says. "Come on guys, let's go, we only have to go through those poppy
fields.",Ike says as he steps towards the fields. "I LOVE POPPY BAGELS!!",Zac
sayd as he rubs his tummy. "Um, can I come too? I have no courage..PLEASE?",
asks the lion cowardly and softy from behind the bush. "Sure, just keep
your hands off Tay!",the Scarecrow tells him and the group is off..while Tay
trudges behind. "I am getting sleepy..",Zac says in a daze. "IT'S A MIRACLE
HE IS TIRED!!",screams Tay as he drops to the ground asleep. "Whoah, have we
been smoking something?",Ike says as he too drops. "Nope, just green M & M's
he he he..",Zac tells Ike as he falls to the ground. The whole group one after
another falls down, in sleep.
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Zac awakes first and imediately eats a green M & M..then wakes up everyone
else. "Man, I had the weirest dream..AHHHHH!",Tay says as he relizes it
wasn't a dream at all. "Hey look it's the Emerald City!",Ike shouts as they
all look. "Or, a REALLY BIG Green M & M!",Zac corrects Ike. "Oh Man,Thank
God, I was starting to feel like a Spice Girl in these shoes.",Tay sighs in
relief. The group skips down the path as Zac runs to the door and...runs
into the door. Zac bonks his head and falls on the ground. The others run to
help Zac. Tay shakes Zac and says, "Zac, You ok bro?". "Mommy?",replies
Zac. "No..TAYLOR.",Tay reminds Zac slowly. "Oh, you the hot chick from my
dream?",Zac asks and giggles as Tay sighs and gets up off the ground and Ike
knocks on the door. A man looks out the hole in the door and sees Zac and
says, "Hey, Munchkin city is the other way.", then he stares at Tay, "Hey
girl, your one HOT chick!". "AHHHH UGHHH!! I'm a BOY!!!DO U NEED PROOF OR
SOMETHING??",Tay shrieks. Zac giggles. "Oh Zac, you perv!",Tay says in disgust.
"Well, you're still REALLY hot!",the man comments and shrugs. Then the
scarecrow flashes the man a dirty look. "Ok..so, why are u GUYS here?",the
man questions. "We're here to see that Wizard guy.",Ike tells the man as
they all walk into the city. The man whistles as Tay walks in and the
Scarecrow looks at the man meanly again. "TASTE THE RAINBOW...SOOOOO
MANY Colors!!",yells Zac. The whole bunch of them walk around while the
Emerald city people sing. Then, a lady walks everyone to a barber shop, and
another lady walks Tay to the beauty salon. "Hey...I'ma guy!!! Not a GIRL!",
screams Tay in defense. "Sure you are..",the lady agrees sarcastically as she
sits down Tay to beautify him. The rest of the group walk into the salon
as Tay looks into the mirror. "AHHHHHH!!!",screams Tay as Zac comments,
"Now u r a TRUE girl..DOROTAY!" As they leave the Salon all the guys that
walk past Tay gauk,stare, and say comments, like "HEY SEXY.." "Hubba
Hubba",says Scarecrow. The brothers and the Scarecrow,Tin Man, and Lion
go back into the Wizard's domain. "I AM THE GREAT AND ALL POWERFUL WIZARD
OF OZ...WHO ARE YOU?", shouts the voice as the enter, "By the way, who is
the Hot Chick?" Tay screams, and Zac answers, "My BEAUTIFUL sister DoroTay!"
"Noooo..Ahhhhhh..ZACCCCC!!',shrieks Tay as IUke cracks-up. Ike explains
why the group is there and they are told to bring back the broom of the
wicked witch and destroy her. So the group heads off the the...WEST. "Man,
I am running low on Green M & M's..",crys Zac as the group exits the
Emerald city, so they stop at the "Oh So Green", store in the city and he is
happy. An the group is FINALLY on their way.
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Tay creeps into the castle with his brothers and is caught and brought
up to her main room. "Give me the ruby slippers!",shouts the Wicked Witch,
"If you don't I'll drown your dog in the river!". "No TAy, I can swim,
don't let her touch your slippers!",excliams Ike as the witch holds him.
All of the sudden Zac runs in a hi-yas the Witch and she lets go of Ike. Zac
yells, "RUN!" and the three run away. The Scarecrow,Tin Man, and Lion wait
outside and they decide the go in and help. *hears.."OH-E-OH-BA-DOOOO-Um"*
"I have an idea!',exclaims the Scarecrow. Hanson runs down the hall and
are cornered by the Wicked Witch. "Ok, give me the shoes or else you all
die!",demands the Wicked Witch. The Scarecrow,Tin Man, and Lion run in.
"Oh, more people to kill!",shrieks the Wicked the witch in delight, "Okay,
who's first..SCARECROW!" "Take him...PLEASE!!",begs Tay. "No..how about
the little one...ZAC!!",decides the Wicked Witch as she grabs Zac. "I'm too
young to die!!!",screams Zac as he burps from eating to many Green M & M's."
"Ahhhh...I'm melting..I'm melting..",yells the witch as she melts into a
green M & M and Zac picks it up and eats it. "MMMMM...GOOD!",Zac exclaims
Zac in delight. "Hey Zacky..U killed her man!",Tay says congratulating Zac.
"Yep, and I got a free Green M & M!",Zac replies. "That was kewl!",Ike
says the Zac giving him a high-Five. The group frees all of the witch's
slaves and they go back to the Emerald City.
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The wizard hands out the courage,heart, and brain to the Tin man,Lion, and
Scarecrow. "Let's go Home!!",yells Tay. The Scarecrow attempts to give Tay
a Goodbye kiss but Tay flees in disgust. The Wizard explains that his
balloon is setting off and they could catch a ride. but as the balloon sets
off they run after it they miss it and are stuck in OZ. "Now how do we get
home?",groans Tay. Suddenly, Ginda pops in, as the Scarecrow pops out from
under her skirt. Glinda is holding a bag oif Green M & M's and giggling.
"Hey those are mine!",demands Zac as he grabs the back and stuffs his face
on M & M's. "And he cheated on you TAy!",Ike adds. "Now, Glinda..how do we
get home?",asks TAy. "Click your heels and say.."MMMBop, there's no place
like home!",answers Glinda. They do this but Zac accidentally says...
"MMMBop, there's no place like Rome". *POOF*
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"Where are we guys?",Tay puzzingly asks. "Hey do you boys want a pizza pie?
Who's the hot chick?", questions the Italian Man. Tay screams as Zac asks the
italian if there are Green M & M's on the pizza. Zac buys a piece of pizza
and Ike attempts to break off a piece to eat. Zac slaps Ike's hand and says,
"Dogs can't eat human food!". Tay then realizes where they are and screams,
"ZACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!"
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Tay wakes up on his bed, in his room, in his house, in Tulsa,Oklahoma.
Jessie walks into the room, followed by Zac,Ike,Avie,And Mackie. Taylor
looks at himself as screams. "Hey, I thought he wanted to go trick-or-treating
like characters from the Wizard or OZ??",Jessie asks Zac.Zac replies, "I
guess he's changed he's changed his mind..Come on Scarecrow.",Ike follows
and Zac munchins on some Green M & M's.
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