This is the FAQ page. In it I will answer some commonly asked questions about this page and me. So send in your questions and they might get answered if they lack sufficient intelligence.

This first round of questions is provided by our Buddy Mortis. Thanks asshole:

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-Are you really the Undertaker?

No I am not really the Undertaker. Read the bottom of the front page jackass. Or better yet, try the disclaimer idiot.

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-No, really?

As much as I enjoy recieving deranged fanboy mail about how great I am NO. Stop repeating the fucking questions assface.

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-So then you're just some fanboy?

Eat my ass.

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-What exactly is a "Yenta?"

Yenta-

1. To be excessively unaware, ignorant, lacking of commonsense. As one would be an ingoramus.

2. A type of mammal the survives by marrying and preying on the money of well to do men. Often reniforces it's hold on the host mammal's lair by procreating. Often.

3. A person that drives a minivan with the word's "Soccar Mom" on the bumper.

4. Any female above 25 that finds 20 mph an acceptable speed limit. Does that answer your question?

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-Where do you live? (other random personal info of your choice)

I'd love to give that out, but I'm too busy right now. Your mom's not done serviceing me. In a minute.

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-How can someone as hostile as you have any freinds?

I don't know Mortis. YOU Tell me.

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-I have read your page, you claim to have invented "ranting" on the Internet. Is this actually true, or just a bold-faced lie?

It's a bold face lie. Of course, I did invent it way before the inferior clone pages that my "friends" have put up.

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-Are you a Nazi?

Ye-I mean no.

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-But, you're at least white, right?

Yes, of course I'm white. Why wouldn't I be white. Isn't everyone white?

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-How can you say these horrible things?

Because stupid people breathe my air.

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-I'll bet you're just some introverted geek sitting in your parent's basement ranting because you have no social life, you're not like this for real are you?

It must suck to have to make up for that small penis of yours.

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-You say these things in public?

It sucks. I've been banned from four different Malls.

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-Do you actually believe in genocide?

Sure, why not? Isn't masturbation technically genocide? I'm just taking it to that next logical step.

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-Do the words narcissist, megalomaniac, or iconoclast hold any personal meaning to you? Or has anyone, specificaly a trained psychologist or psychiatrist, ever used them in reference to you?

Narcissist- is that like when they cut the tip of your penis?

Iconoclast- was that a civil war ship?

Megalomaniac- Yes, that was a great video game.

Any other stupid questions?

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-Do you actually think you are better than everyone else?

Yes. Of course.

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-Why?

My vastly superior intelligence. Based on my knowledge of words like "iconoclast" and "megalomaniac"