Nonsense--The Conclusion(aka Part 2)
"Man.. I need to go to the bathroom bad!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME... THE PAIN!!! I am going to wet my pants!",Bri yelled out. "Hey I remember the last time you wet your pants.. when we were at my house watching Zac running in slow motion.. that was.. so hilarious what you were doing to the screen..", Michelle said and started cracking up. "I can only imagine.. but I don't wanna.. eww", Hype commented. "Ok.. TAKE ME TO THE POTTY!!!!!",Bri screamed in pain. "' 'Ey Hype, take you's friend ta da Lodin' House.. QUICK, she looks like she's gonna boist!", JAck told Hype. "SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!", Zac shouted. "Zac be a little more , supportive to your fiance!",Daniel told him. "Sorry.. man.",Zac exclaimed to Bri. "It's ok.. nOW LET'S MOVE IT!!!", Bri screamed. They ran Bri and Hype screaming.. "Move outta the way Girl having to pee!!".. They finally got to the Lodging House, and Bri rushed into the ever so icky bathroom, which was more of an out house. "You want me to go in there? Eww.. maybe I don't have to go...AHHH.. let me through!", Bri yelled and ran into the stall.
Bri came out with a good look on her face, she was feeling much better. SHe washed her hands and Hype and her left to meet up with the gang.
" 'Ey guyz look da incredible Peein' Goil is 'ere!",shouted Bumlets. Bri was so imbarrassed but Hype assured her not to be. "Hey Bri feeling better?", Laurel asked conserninly. "Besides the fact I went into a stall that reminded me of peeing in the forest.. yea fine.", Bri replied. " HEY!!!! There you are!",Hype shouted.
"Never Fear Brooklyn is here, or ratha.. Spot Conlon! Da notoriously famous SPot Conlon! Hey goil!",Spot exclaimed. "Hey SPot! I missed ya! Guess what, I have a Newsie name...it's",Hype told him. "Hype..poifect fa ya!",Spot ended. "How'd ya know?",Hype questioned him. "I read the script.. Hey who's dese peoples? New ta New Yawk? I's Spot Conlon, Abliged ta meet ya.", Spot said as he put out his hand and shook Daniel,Bryce,Zac, and Jordan's hand.. and kissed, Brie,Bri,Laurel and Michelle's hand. "What a romantic! You need to be more that way!", Brie said to Bryce love slapping his arm.
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(COMMERCIAL)
(Spot Conlon and the Newsies)
SPot: "You's eva wanted ta soak someone butcha ya was a pansy? Well den call
us da Newsies. And we's'll soak dem for ya for a coirtain price.
(lke HAnson comes in)
Ike: "I was saoked by the Newsies and look at me now!"
Spot: "He's livin' proof of what a lil soakin' can do ta ya face..NASTY.. So call us anytime..wait, we's don't have a a phone.. write us at..
Spot's Soaka's
47th Street
Brooklyn, NY 11208 "
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"SO you's stayin' 'ere long?",Spot askeed with his arm over Hype's shoulder. "Well, Zacky and I had wedding arrangements.. but ya know, we can skip those..unless we can get married HERE! That'd be soooo awesome!!!!!!!!", Bri shouted and hugged Zac. " "Ok, dat's kewl, but why don't ya come wit me and Hype down ta Tibby's.. Jacky-Boy 'ere and 'is Newsies have some songs ta sing..
so let's go.",Spot said as he walked ahead. Zac noticed some ugly guy..starin' at him, and he thought to himself, 'I wonder if there were gays even back then..or now.., nasty!'. "Hey do you guyz have.. something fun to do?", Michelle said.
"We can go ta da Racetracks, Tibby's , Medda's..", Spot said. "You go there! That place is almost like a whorehouse!",Hype said. "Well then, Medda's it is!",Zac shouted. " 'EY look ova dere, dere's a dog on da train tracks!",Spot shouted. "Hey wait..hold up.. how'd we get to the train station we were just in the middle of the city!",Laurel asked aloud. ::It's called creative writing:: "Oh, Oh tay, just checkin', ya know..", LAurel said as they kept walking. "Wait, that's no dog it's.....",Jordan shouted. "A cat?",Spot guessed.."A horse?",Hype guessed. "A frozen monkey who's been reincarnated crossed with a dog's body?", Bri asked. "NOOO!!", Zac yelled. "It's...man, it's ugly.. but it's...",Zac screamed then he lost hs voice. He tried playing sherades. "Um.. 1st word..movie?" "huh?.. Sounds like.. LIKE?? huh??" "Lick?? Dick" "You's know's someone name Dick, I's fell sorry for dem", Spot added in the commotion of guessing going on. "Like.. um.. PIke.. what.. I don't know!". "I know!! I know!!!!", Daniel shouted, "It's..."
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:: SUSPENSE!!!::
"Congrats to you..now leave..!"
:: What..? huh? Aren't ya gonna get mad?::
"I don't have the strength"
:: I WIN , I WIN, ha ha!!::
"Just kidding" **BAm**
:: Hurt.. you wnan try that again?!! Go ahead make my..day..knife..hey..uh wait..::
"Slice in dice!" **SLICE**
:: Hey I'm losing a little blood here ::
"All I did was scratch your finger nothing a bandaid couldn't cover.. you PANSY!"
:: The room is spinning.. There are 3 Tay's wait there already were..oh man... I don't feel so well..:: **THUMP**
"Ha ha, what a wuss, come join us.. laterz.. Ciao baby, I'm gonna use up the silence.."
"It's Ike..oh man, why's her here?? We Have to go save him!", Jordan exclaimed. "So, you're positive it's not a frozen monkey's body that's been reincarnated and crossed with a horse's body?", Michelle asked. "YES!!",Zac yelled, "Now I must save my brother.. HYPER-ZAC-MAN to the RESCUE!!!!!" he instantly was in a blue leotard with red tights. "Aww man, you were suppose to save that for our wedding night!!", Bri exclaimed. "HOLD ON IKE.. I, MIGHTY ZAC, WILL SAVE YOU!!",Zac shouted as he flew and picked up the object in front of the train and brought it down on the ground by the group. "See I told ya I could do.. what the.. that's not Ike, it looks like a frozen monkey that's been reincarnated and crossed over with a horse's body!",Zac yelped. "What did I tell ya!",Michelle said. "Eh, wuz up wit all dat razz-matazz, I wuz supposed ta get run ova, didn't ya read da script ya dumb kid.. now I's got to plan anudda way to get run ova, thanks, StUpID kid.. bye!",the monkey rat.whatever said as he walked over away with a cigar in his mouth. "Man, this story is pretty kewl.",Hype said. "I wonder could it be because you have..um.. SPOT!!??!!",Bri asked aloud. "What about me?",Spot asked as he looked at Bri.
Bris felt pain.. lot's of PAIN.. complete and udder pain..
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(COMMERCIAL)
Michelle: "Have you ever wanted someone to finish the story and all they did was put commercials in the story? Well here's the thing for you.. CONTINUE WRITING THE STORY NARRATOR!! I'M GETTING TIRED OF ALL THE INTERUPPTIONS IN THE STORY! Thank you"
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"I FEEL PAIN COMPLETE AND UDDER PAIN!!", Bri screamed, everyone in the streets heard her and turned and looked. "Hype, da Lodgin' House is only a block from here, if ya hafta, go take 'er dere.",Spot told Hype. "Not again! DO all you do is pee??",Zac asked her. "Um..yea..I also eat.. and I'm about to scream if I don't get some food.. sorry but I haven't eaten at all during this story..I need food!",Bris said to Zac. "Want some.. Green Jello.. he he he",Daniel asked her and giggled along with Michelle. "Very funny, c'mon..can we go to McDonald's?",Bri asked them. "You know silly, McDonalds wasn't exisiting back..now..so..",Hype said until she realized it was a story and anything could happen. So they followed the "Yellow Brick Road" to McDonald's. "THE GOLDEN ARC.. MY BEST FRIEND!", screamed Zac and Bri, yes, he had gotten hungry by now too. The two ran in and got a bite to eat. The rest walked in but weren't very hungry. They walked out after Bri and Zac got their food. "Man, I got a Value meal for 15 cents.. what a value!",Zac said. "And I got a sundae and a value meal for only 20 cents!, man this place is cheap!", Bri added. "OK, so, where to now.. hey look it's the guy from "Little Women:" over there!",Laurel exclaimed. "Laurie.",Brie said. "No.. Jack, Jack Kelly.. Hey Jack we're over here!!", Hype shouted. "Man, and it's the guy from.. BIG with Tom Hanks.. hey I know him!! He's older.. hey.. I guess he grew BIG!!",Laurel exclaimed again. "Davy, Davy Jacobs",Brie corrected her. Everyone looked at her, surprised that she knew the names. "Hey Hype and me watched that Newsies movie four times waiting for you people to come over.. you live you learn.",Brie said. " 'Ey Hype,Spot.. you's guys.. how's the woild today wit ya?",Jack asked them.
"Peachy" "Fine" "Kewl" "GRRREAT!" "Mooky" "Groovy" "Poifect" "Shaggadelic"
"Ok..",Jack said. ALL OF THE SUDDEN ANOTHER PORTHOLE OPENED IN THE STREET AND OUT POPPED..
"AHH..NOT THEM!!!! ANYONE BUT THEM!!!", Hype screamed in pure terror.
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:: SO, isn't that good? ::
" No it sucks, I could do better"
^ Me Too ! ^
:: Hey who's that ::
"My brother, from the POP Union"
:: You're infomercial actually worked? How pathetic! ::
"That's what you say now, just wait until there's more of us"
:: Oh I'm so scared! How many more? THREE!! AHH!! he he he ::
^ LOSER! ^
:: You callin' me that ::
^ Um, no, sorry, don't get mad... but mister I don't really like you, please don't hurt me though..^
:: Ha ha, this guy is a PANSY!! ::
"No, he's just.. expressionally challenged"
:: Yea right, ok.. well I better go before he apologized me to death C-ya! ::
"Quit playin' Game's with my heart, with my heart, I should have known from the start...",Sang no other then.. the Backstreet Boys. "AKK..isn't this story filled with enough pansies?? Turn them off!!!!! Kick them!! Do something!", Hype screamed as she covered her eyes.. she couldn't bare to look at them without barfing. "You's 'ere dat guyz, soak 'em for.. Hype!!",Jack bellowed as the Newsies attacked the Backstreet Boys. "BROOKLYN!!", screamed SPot ad he kicked A.J., well, where it hurts. Then Racetrack pulled off something off Nick's head.. it was a wig! "Hey wait, guyz, dese are not boys, dem's goils! Pansies!!",screamed Racetrack. "Ther'es the SPice Girls..ohmigod!! and to think I liked..Baby SPice?? EWWWWW!!", Laurel exclaimed. "Oh no, our secret's out! We're gonna be in so much trouble! Our manager is gonna kill us.. RUN girls!!!", yelled Howie D.(or should I say..Scary Spice) as the Backstreet girls ran.
Another Porthole opened and out popped..
"Nop not..oh wait, nevermind..",Hype said aloud. Then, Ike and Steph stepped out. "Oh Darling, look where we are, what a maginificent place.. seems to be like 1899.", Ike said in an upper class British voice. "Oh, marvelous, marvelous sweetheart!",Steph answered with the same accent. "Hey, Steph, Ike, why are you talking funny?", Michelle asked them. "Oh, well we're from another dimension, one in which the North American was won over by England during the Revolutionary War.. ANd I darling, am Her Royal Highness Stephanie Michelle Hanson, but you may call me, Her Royal Higness Stephanie.",Steph answered. "Isaac..King of England, what a laugh!",Jordan exclaimed. "No my dear boy, King of America, my dear brother Zachary invented a Time MAchine, he's a very smart and talented inventor..and..",Isaac said, as EVERYONE in the WHOLE 1899 world cracked up(besides Zac,Isaac and Stpeh). "Zac..an..ha ha ha ha ha..in...ventor...ha ha ha..!..him...smart??!! Ha ha ha",Michelle screamed as she laughed out loud. For a whole 5 mintutes the whole world(practically) laughed. "Hey, what was so funny?!",Zac asked them. "Well, see, you's could neva be ..smart.. I've only known ya a few minutes and I's know it true, sorry.",Spot explained. "I feel so unloved!",Zac yelped. "I LOVE YOU ZAC!", cried Bri as she ran to him and gave him a huge KISS. "MMM..TASTY!",Zac yelped. "Dat reminds me!",Spot said(hey come on..I gotta kiss him ONCE in the story!) as he grabbed Hype and kissed her. "Whoah man.. SHAGGADELIC BABY! Sorry, the Austin Powers inside of me had to be let out!",Hype said. Soon as you know it everyone was kissing, Bryce and Brie, Jordan and Laurel, Daniel and Michelle, STephanie and Isaac. Now don't get me wrong the Newsies weren't kissing one another! " 'Ey guyz look ova dere Osca and Morris Delancy are kissin'.. dey's gay!",Crutchy said aloud as everyone turned to see them kissing. "Hey that's the guy who was looking at me gayly.. nasty!",Zac said.
"Follow the Yellow Brick Road, Follow the Yellow Brick!", said munchkins. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I've already been here before!!!!!!!! NOT THIS PLACE AGAIN!!!!", Zac screame in terror. "Don't sweat it Zac, you're among your peers, or at least the people who are your height!", Brie said as she giggled. Yes the Newsie gang and the group of people from the 20th century were in no other than.. THE WIZARD OF OZ!!
" 'EY where are we? Look deres Medda!! Why's Medda in a fairy dress? Hello Medda!', JAck said to Glinda. "WHo is this Medda? I am Glinda the Good Witch of the North!",GLinda answered him. "An you are da most beautiful creatcha ta eva grace de planet.. me names Racetrack darlin'.", RaceTrack said as he kissed Glinda's hand. "Oh Isaac sweetheart, this place is most lovely, do you think that they have tea and crumpets here? Oh how I could go for a nice hot cup of English mint tea.",Stephanie asked him. "I'm sure they do, but we will have to first find out exactly where we are first.",Isaac answered her. "SO, your saying.. that you're THE Glinda of the North? Groovy Baby!!", Hype said. "And you's all wonda how she got 'er name!", Kid Blink commented. "I's like 'er hyperness poisenally.",Spot added with a smile. "EUREAKAAAA!!!!!!!!", screamed Zac. Everyone turned to see what all the commotion was about.
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::What was Zac screaming about? Why is Spot so hot? How do they get those little surprises in the Cracker Jack Box? You will find out in the Chapters to come!:
"I know!"
:: You know what? ::
"How they get those little Cracker Jack surprises in the box!"
:: Tell me!! PLEASE?? ::
"No, sorry."
:: Fine, so where's your little POP Union friend? ::
"UM, he, had to take a potty break..."
:: Ha ha..ok.. g/g..::
" Wait, hold on a sec!"
:: What, you need me to loan you some toilet paper?? ha ha ::
"No.. I wanted to.."
:: What? ::
"To say I'm sorry"
:: Oh.. well it's about time, you're forgiven ::
" SIIIIIIKKKKKEEEEE..YOU LOSER...you actually believed me, you're so gullable!"
:: UGH!! I hate you! ::
"The feeling is mutual!"
:: OK.. well Bye..::
"BYE!!"
"What, what, Zac, what?!!", Bri shouted at him. "I found..I found..A BAG OF GREEN M & M's I left here from my last adventure here..I also found this really nifty rock!", Zac exclaimed. "Dat's what you's wuz makin' a big deal about? What a weird kid!",Skittery said. "Hey watch it! I'm not a kid! I'm just a midget.. I can't..", said a little dude with a pretty colore doutfit on. "No, I's wasn't talkin' ta you's I was talin' ta da..Zac..boy..sorry mista.", Skittery corrected himself. "Isaac is it me o0r are we surrounded by seriously un-intelligent people? And where can I get a good spot of tea?",Steph asked her husband. "Wuz dat? Someone say me name? I swears I's hoid me name!",Spot said. "So, are you all good witches or bad witches?",Glinda asked them. " I AM A GOD!!!",exclaimed Michelle. Zac gave her a nasty look. "Oops, sorry that was your line, my bad!",Michelle corrected herself. "Ok..I wanna get out of here..Laurel..work your magic!",Hype shouted. Laurel took out a magic wand out of her pocket and *POOF*
"And we were harmonizing..Hey look it's me!",said a Zac Hanson. "Hey dere's 2 of...dem..Zac's, 2 of dem Ike's..an 4?? of dem's goils..I means Tayla's!",shouted Mush. "It's a Miracle!!! Mush can count!!!!!!!",shouted Kid-Blink. The newsies all said hurray!! "Hey are you's insultin' me intelligence?",Mush asked. "Well, whys do you's dink we's named you's Mush! Because you's a MUSH brain!",Kid-Blink answered. "Ok.. ohmigod.. 2.. Zac's..1 more to Love!!!!!",Bri shouted. "Ohmigoodness.. Isaac..you're twin looks even more cuter!",Steph shouted as Isaac(the english one) frowned. "Why are there so many?",Hype asked. "WHo cares..I get two!!!!!!",Michle shouted. "Hey, no fair!",Brie said. "I thought I killed you! Mom and dad said that you burned in the house accident, you were suppose to die.", the Zac from T,T, MON said. "No you fool I survived and I look better than ever!",Zac answered. "Ok, ok.. who's are you's?",Spot asked. "I'm Zachary Walker Hanson..and this is my evil twin.. Janice Amanda Hanson.. she's my sister.", Zac(from the movie said). "Ahh ha ha.. Ah..Yes I am Janice, my dear brother, your murder plot was not successful and now you are gonna die!", Janice(you was called Zac previously) exclaimed. "Wait hold on while I barf I kissed that guy!!!", Bri said As she rushed to tha bathroom. "You mean girl!!!!",Brie shouted as Bri was running. "Sister sister.. dear sister.. tell you what.. we'll have an arm wrestling mtch whoever wins will be *POOF*ed out of the story..ok narrator?",Zac (the REAL Zac) asked. ::Ok:: Zac and Janice got in the arm wrestling postion and started to wrestle. "Two ta one Janice skunks 'im!",Racetrack let out. In an MMMBop Zac's hand was down..he had lost. "Bye Bye..Zacky!!",Janice said as she laughed and got ready to watch Zac disappear, but in an MMMBop *POOF* Janice was gone. Because, c'mon, Bri needs a guy..unless she wants a Newsie..but I doubt it. So there Zac..the real Zac remained as Bri came running in. "AHHHHHH!",Bri shrieked. "Don't worry I'm the REAL one!", Zac said. "How do I know?",Bri asked him. He showed her something, and well she believed him alright(Just take a guess at what she saw..ok.. back to the story) "Ok, that solves that problem, but what about the the extra Taylor issue??",Brie asked. "OK.. well I'm a clone of them..my name's Bob. I'm used when they are sick or something, you know promo's and stuff. I'm the gay one. Narrator can I have a boyfriend please, I'm getting a little.. ansy..!! Please??",Bob asked. ::OK:: Then Morris Delancy popped in and he saw Bob and they were in Love..they kissed..and NO one watched(hey none of them are gay..besides Bob and the Delancy brothers..and the Backstreet..I mean SPice Girls..or whatever!!).and *POOF* they were gone! "THANK GOD..now..can I keep both Isaac's..they're so..tasty!",Steph asked. "Ohmigod..that's the Herman's horny dog!! Quick let's flee for our lives!",screamed Laurel. "First, can't I get something to eat?",Zac asked. "NOOOO!!! I've seen this dog in action..and",Brie skrieked. "I thought only Steph saw that stuff..and the TREE!!",Hype said and laughed. "Cut the chit-chat and let's get our butt's outta here!",Bryce said loudly adn in a *POOF* they were gone!
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:: OK... more to come!::
" No, they thought you were gonna end it there!! ha ha!"
:: SOrry geez..did you wake-up on the wrong side of the bed or something?::
"No... my union has left me."
:: You mean that pansy guy? Ha ha ha..Even pansies don't like you!::
"No, him mom said it was time to come home..she said she had choco chip cookies made for him"
:: Ha ha ..a pansy momma's boy!! ok.. Caio..for now! ::
"Dang, Prince William is sooo hot.. Call me Princess Chelsea of Whales!",Chelsea said to her friends. Yep, everyone was at.. Pikeville High School.
"Hey look it's Beth..and she's with those Newsies people..and.. Hanson??",Natalie said. "AHHHHH..ANYWHERE BUT HERE!!!!!!",Hype exclaimed. "Hey is that NAtalie..Ha ha..!! I hate her and I don't even know her, and now that I've seen her I hate her more!",Laurle said as she laughed. "OHMIGOD..ITZ ZAC HANSON.. MY DREAM GUY!!! OHMIGOD.. OHMIGOD!!",Natalie screamed as she ran over to Zac and STarted to hug and pinch his cheeks. "Oh no I hate her..I'm gonna soak ya for.. ZACKy..hey, wait, did I just say what I think I said.. AHHH I'm turning into a Newsie..oh well.. let's get down to business!", Bri exclaimed as she moved over to Natalie and snapped her fingers and Natalie was *POOF*ed out. "Thank GOD! I have always hate her!",Melody said. "Hey can you GIVE me Prince William..PLEASE..I will be good I promise!!",Chelsea begged Bri. "Um..ok!",Bri said as she made Chelsea POP into Prince William's castle suite.
"OHMIGOD..PRINCE WILLIAM!!",Chelsea shouted as she looked as WiIls woke up. "Oh god, another one of those bloody sanitarium escapies again... in my suite.. why couldn't she have been a Spice Girl this time!. GUARDS!!!!!",shouted Wills as the guards came in and dragged Chelsea away. "WAIT.. YOU ARE MY ONE TRUE LOVE.. I LOVE YOU WILLIAM.. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!",Chelsea screamed. "Yea, yea..yadda yadda yadda..that's what they all say.. man, I swear they need to put up higher walls at the sanitarium.",William said.
"Well now that they're gone.. what to do now.. Hey Meloday you are obsessed w/ Josh right? *POOF* Now he loves you.. ok guyz let's go!",Hype said as Josh and Melody ran out the door. *POOF* the group was gone!
"If ya wannabe my lover, you have go to goive takin is so easy but that's..",sang the SPice Girls. "AKKKKKK, not here!!",Zac screamed in pure terror. "Come ova here sweet thang!",exclaimed RaceTrack as he head up a dollar to put in the pnats of Sport spic eon the table. "Cut, cut cut.. Director, who are these people?",Asked Sexy Spice. "We's da Newsies.. is dis place Medda's..'cuz it sure looks like it!",Jack asked them. "No, and we are the Spice Girls..",Posh Spice Answered. "NOOO!!!!!! NOT HERE!!",Hype shouted and *POOF* they were gone.
"Let's kick some ALien Butt..hey look there's one!",shouted Will Smith as he shot Isaac. "You shot my husband!!",screamed Stephanie. "Dank God, dat guy kept on complainin' 'bout dere bein' no Grey Poupon!",Crutchy said. "Well I was just doing my job and he sure looked like and alien! Maybe from the Delta quadraint.. the DOg type region..Sparkalaloius..",Will said. "Well, no offense, but this time and movie jumping is getting a little old.. so..why don't we POOF outta here!",Brie said. "But what about my husband!",Steph cried. "Take him to the vet!",Michelle shouted, "No let's split!". *POOF*
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"Hey, why'd ya do that..now I have no Spot!!!!",Hype errr Beth cried. The group of girls and the Taylors and Zac were in Hype errr Beth's living room. "Sorry.. man..it's 5:30 I g/g home!",Bri shouted and looked ar her watch. "Let me show you out the door!",Beth said as she opened and saw and ALIEN!! WHAM BAM..went her MiB gun. "Hey what did you do to my husband's head!!!!!!"
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