who is responsible for the weird message...? what does it mean? who is this qualude soaked individual terrorizing catonsville?..
is it a lover? a friend??? we don't know... but maybe you could help!
The Story
so, Esther and I were just sittin around when she decided to check her messages... there was only one and all we can decipher from it is that whoever it is has a reaaally bad phone connection and an odd southern twang... we couldn't really decipher exactly what it said, but we did our best...
Weird Message Description 1
by Esther
"Let me set this up for you. We really need to talk about because my banana is on fire ok. I'm trying hard here my heart is crying for you. I know what it's like to "not have" 27 boyfriends or love friends or lovers. You suck on my bananato quench my penis flame".
Weird Message Descripton 2
by Brooke
"Let me set this up for you. I am on MASSIVE qualudes and my vagina is missing. We really need to talk about my kamakazi love blender. I know it's not like you've had 40-47 bookends or anything. Aight. We need to gingerale."
Weird Message Descripton 3
by Romaisa
You gotta let me set this up for you. You've thought about this. blah blah blah ooooooooh. I'm trying hard my heart is dying for you, you know what i'm sayin? "
If you have any thoughts on these or interpretations or clues leading to the Weird Message Guy it would be great
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