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Office Freaks

Everyone has at least one at their work. I have several. I won't use any names... so I'll just use abbreviations.
  • The first office freak I have come across at my work, we'll call "AP". God forbid you start a conversation with AP. It may never end. He comes in and starts one conversation, soon my head is spinning and I'm just nodding my head because I have no idea what he is saying anymore. Then! It happens. He reaches the "POINT" of the whole conversation. Usually this is a question for me. Sometimes he comes into my cube and starts off with the sentence "Question for you...". This is one of his favorite things to say. The other thing he really likes to say is "from there" which he adds onto every sentence. The hardest thing to do is to end a conversation with AP. You know how you try to "sum up" the conversation as a way to try to "End" it? I say "Well okay, I'll let you know about such and such, and we'll take it from there." and instead of him saying "ok thanks" and leaving, he starts a whole new conversation! So when he leaves, I feel like I'm gonna fall off my chair. I've never had a conversation that lasted less than 45 minutes with AP. AP Also is the kind of person who always wants to make you feel like an idiot. I hate people like that.
  • The other office freak is brand new. We'll call him "Hobo" because I think thats what he is. He is the messiest person I've ever seen. Remember peanuts? The character called "Pig Pen"? That is this guy. He is so messy. He saves all his food containers on his desk, and has papers scattered all over the place.. and is the most disorganized person I have ever met. (And he's a secretary!) He is about 40 yrs old, and listens to a different genre of music everyday. The first day its "Techno." Then its "Classical". Then its "Merengue". Then its "Mariah Carey". OY VEY!!! I just bury my head in my hands most of the day. AND the thing that gets me the most, is he is going to school for computers I guess. who knows. But I am too, and he ALWAYS asks me questions as if to try to prove he knows more about the subject. I can't explain it that well, but it drives me crazy. I've begun to be very rude to Hobo. But I don't care. He claims he is "Fasting" as a form of a diet. I told him I thought that was called "Anorexia".. but whatever. Although today he came into my cube and talked to me, (probably said something really dumb) and he had a major black thing over one his front teeth. (EWWWWW).. I almost burst out laughing but I turned away. Later that afternoon my boss came in and said something about it and we both laughed. She assigned someone else to tell him about it. HAHAHA!

    Here is a picture of Hobo's cubicle on a "NEAT" day.

    Here is a picture of MY cubicle.

    Here is another picture of MY cubicle.

    Email: kmconnolly7780@hotmail.com