Stuff to think about
(whether you like it or not)
Thought for June 26, 1997:
Practice makes perfect.
No one is perfect.
Therefor: No one should ever practice... anything... ever.
July 12, 1997:
May he who is without lag cast the first spell
Thought for August 4, 1997:
All I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and
how to be, I learned on the Internet. Wisdom was not at the top of the
undergraduate mountain, nor in the sandpile at Sunday school, but right here at
the active end of a TCP/IP session. -Peter van der Linden
August 13, 1997:
IN SUMMATION ON THE PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE, THE BASIC ADVICE
IN ONE LINE:
Don't bend over. -Randy Newman
August 22, 1997:It's all fun and games until someone loses
Then it's just fun
Sept 16, 1997
I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab
us...We need the books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply,
like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into
forests far from everyone, like a suicide. A book must be the axe for the frozen
sea inside us.
--Franz Kafka, Letter to Oskar Pollak, January 27, 1904--
September 23, 1997
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child
feels like doing, because I assure you that what he
feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.
December 2, 1997
I trust the bank w/ my money,
Yet they don't trust me w/
December 6, 1997
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man
who can't read. --Mark Twain
March 11, 1998
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher
regard those who think alike than those who think differently.
Sept 28, 1998
"Petty bureaucrat... we'll see how he feels after he's been inside our giant
clothes dryer and his very garments imprison him like a mummy!"
"ZORT!! Then we can stick tickly things in his nose, right Brain?"
"Let's not be vindictive, Pinky."
-Pinky & The Brain
April 29, 1999
If you want a rainbow, You've got to put up with the rain.
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