Why We Need to Poop
POOP POOP AND POOP. What else is more attractive? Besides diarhea. The only things that matter in my life are poop (duhrr) and the smurfs Poop to the sound of your own...saxaphone!!! 10 Tips for Successful Pooping- 1. Always take pride in your poop 2. Never poop too much on a date, your date will get jealous!! 3. Don't take two plops when you can push 3 times 4. Never squeeze too hard, something besides the poop will come out 5. *WARNING* Never eat kiwis before poopage, little black seeds may come out, leaving your poop chunky and uncomfortable. Although, this will exfoliate your poop chute 6. Don't try to eat your dog's hair just so your poop will become hairy, IT DOES NOT WORK. It will also be uncormfortable because it will tickle your rectum 7. Sing the ABC's faster if you need to poop fast. But if you have time and want some entertainment, when your poop comes out at a certain letter during the ABC's, NAME IT! Ex. I just pooped and sang the ABC's and it landed at E, therefore, I named my poop Edward. 8. If you are prone to poopage, don't wear bathing suits everywhere. It will make pooping more difficult and plus you'll look like a frickin loser 9. Don't hold in your poop...believe me 10. Don't stick your head in your btut to smell the wonderful frangrance of your poop. You will become intoxicated by the glorious smell and your head may be stuck that way... Poop-Realated Websites Scoop on Poop POOP! Smelly Poop Poop pals SMURFS...and poo!
Poop-Realated Websites
Scoop on Poop POOP! Smelly Poop Poop pals SMURFS...and poo!
