>
A forewarded email that I came across:
Bet you stand up and say HELL YEAH! after you read
> this.
>
> I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big
> houses and big
> campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me
> and my family, not some
> governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants
> to give it away to crack
> addicts for squirting out babies.
>
> Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes
> you a killer. You
> can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but
> no one is trying to
> ban you from driving to the ball game.
>
> I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a
> reason, that is why there
> are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl
> Scouts! I think that if
> you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia,
> it is an opinion.
> I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of
> anything except
> numbers.
>
> The only things I can think of that are truly
> discriminatory are things
> like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine,
> Black Entertainment
> Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have
> things like the United
> Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White
> Entertainment Television,
> or Miss White America and see what happens. Jesse
> Jackson will be
> knocking down your door.
>
> I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others
> because they are
> different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the
> people who get
> arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the
> population is black, that
> is not racial profiling, it is the law of
> statistics.
>
> I know what sex is, and there are not varying
> degrees of it. If I
> received sex from one of my subordinates in my
> office, it wouldn't be a
> private matter or my personal business. It would be
> "FIRED" immediately!
>
> I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a
> pack of cigarettes,
> a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in
> English! As a matter of
> fact, if you want to be an American citizen you
> should have to speak
> English!.
>
> My father and grandfather should not have died in
> vain so you can leave
> the countries you were born in to come over and
> disrespect ours. I
> think the police should have every right to shoot
> your sorry ass if you
> threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you
> can't understand the
> word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above
> lines.
>
> I feel much safer letting a machine with no
> political affiliation recount
> votes when needed. I know what the definition of
> lying is.
>
> I don't think just because you were not born in this
> country, you are
> qualified for any special loan programs, government
> sponsored bank loans
> or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee
> shop, trinket store, or
> any other business.
>
> We did not go to the aid of certain foreign
> countries and risk our lives
> in wars to defend their freedoms so that decades
> later they could come
> over here and tell us our constitution is a living
> document and open to
> their interpretations.
>
> I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know
> wrestling is
> fake, but so are movies and television, and that
> doesn't stop you from
> watching them. I believe a self-righteous liberal or
> conservative with a
> cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an
> attitude.
>
> I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every
> penny he made and
> continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and
> invent the next
> operating system that's better and put your name on
> the building. Ask
> your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.
>
> It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child
> right, but it does take
> a parent to stand up to the kid and smack his/her
> little ass when
> necessary and say "NO.
>
> I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want
> them, but please don't
> pretend they are a political statement. And Please
> stay home until that
> new lip ring heals, I don't want to look at your
> ugly infected mouth as
> you serve me french fries!
>
> I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all the
> suck ups that go
> along with it. I know a lot of black people, and not
> a single one of
> them was born in Africa, so how can they be "African
> Americans"?
> Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around
> saying I am a
> European American because my great, great, great,
> great, great, great
> grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from
> America and nowhere else.
>
> And if you don't like my point of view, tough! GET
> OVER IT!!! WAKEUP
> WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A COUNTRY TO WAKE UP TO.
>
> If you are not ashamed of America, forward this to
> everyone in your
> address book while you can still do it for free.
Mary, Mary, Mary... You think you live in the best
country on the planet don't you ? However the best
thing that has happened to your country recently
involved 20 people and 4 planes. Your self-involved
society is exactly what's wrong with our planet. I
think we need at least 100 more planes to fly into
your country except this time add some nuclear bombs,
1 billion copies of the Koran and hopefully one of
those planes has your address painted on the side of
it. Mary before you start typing any more e-mails why
don't you try reading some books (Michael Moore) is a
decent place to start. After your done reading take
that gun that doesn't kill anybody and point it at
your head and pull the trigger. Your soooo angry about
your society that gives you the privilege of being a
member of the kkk, that you think your e-mails are
going to make a difference, You need to open your eyes
and turn off your computer.
THE WORLD DOESN'T LOVE AMERICA, THEY FEAR THEM, FEAR
TURNS TO HATE, HATE TURNS TO IGNORANCE, IGNORANCE
ALLOWS PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO EXIST.
Wise men speak because they have something to say,
Fools speak because they have to say something.
I will forward your email to everyone i know so you
can receive more e-mails like this one.
Love Canada.
Stop what your doing cause I'm about to ruin the image
and the style your used to. America is all about the
burger's and fries, the size of your thighs and
sailing through the friendly skies. However those
skies aren't as friendly as they used to be, eh.
Trigger Happy Mofo's.
The rest of the planet felt bad about innocent
civilians being killed in that terrorist act, but they
silently smiled and new that karma had crashed through
the door.
Nobody disagrees that the act was cowardly and hate
driven. All that happened was america had a fat ass
dose of their own medicine and choked on it.
So you want to control the planets resources and
governments through fear tactics like Hiroshima and
not expect crazy cock suckers to fly planes into your
building. Come on, You had to know something was
coming to a backyard close to you. Better not open any
mail that comes your way, you never can tell what that
white powder is, you probably thought it was coke and
snorted it in a room next to your children. Oh shit my
nose is bleeding! Dispicable Behaviour by sub-human
beasts. That should never happen to anyone. I guess
it's like shooting someone and expect them not to
retaliate, did you really think they wouldn't shoot
you in the back.
We all understand that american's are shallow, we get
it ,we can even accept you for the way you are, it's
not your fault that your american immigrants. But you
do remember that all of you are immigrants don't you?
I mean come on, all of you are from somewhere else and
your foolish if you think your not. Up here in Canada
we celebrate life and actual freedom's, we're not
blinded by HBO and CNN or the color of our flag. We
have to go clean up your mess everytime you decide to
rape our planet. america has 1% of the planets
population yet it consumes 30% of it's resources. Most
of you are fat greedy imbred trash blaming Mcdonald's
for your fat ass, Blaming Cigarette companies for your
cancer because you never took the time to learn how to
read. How many president's have you had that can't
spell potato? Your society is sad and needs major
improvement. Read your constitution and realize the
rights and freedoms you don't actually have. You vote
for your presidents with the options of only two
social rejects that are merely puppets controlled by
your countries military and corporations, sounds a
little like communism or even a dictatorship. There is
no right and wrong in your country there is only
popular opinion.
Now on 9/11 you got a taste of your own medicine, the
very same toxic dose american military dishes out
every day you breathe. I understand your schools don't
teach you everything you need to know about being able
to understand and live with people that are different
than you, your country is full of racism, hate and you
aren't even concerned about your problems. america
builds more prisons every year than they build schools
and in 50 years there will be more people in prison
than are free walking the streets enjoying your
supersized gluttonist society. Your founded on greed,
lust, wrath, gluttony, envy, pride and what was the
last deadly sin? Do a little research on how your
country got to where it is and see if you feel as
proud to be american.
The rest of the world is watching you and we'er
disgusted by what we see and hear coming out of your
country. I call out to all Canadian's to stop
supporting america, stop buying into their degenerate
society, Don't eat that mcdonalds burger, Don't buy
cheap crap from walmart, Support Canadian business,
Support that corner store where you know the owner by
name, Start living as a community. Enjoy the natural
and simple things in life, stop staring at a screen
blaring hateful messages of violence, Enjoy love, sex
and freedom's you have a right to, Be gay, Be whoever
you want to be and accept everyone for their
differences. (even the americans). Stop wasting your
time and money on shit you don't need, Stop wasting
your hours for a fist full of dimes at a job that
belittles you.
Open your eyes and ears and feel the change, then make
the change, legalize marijuana and prostition, some
people just can't get laid. (like americans).
Sincerely, James Hodder Esq. The Beaver.