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Castlequest

Well, well. The only game that I know of that starts you out with fifty lives! That's no blessing in this game, as you'll just wish that you had three lives to start so you could put the game away quicker. The graphics are only OK, and very basic. The main character also wears a really stupid lookin' suit of grey with green hair. Now, if this was an RPG, I'd let it slide, but my God, this guy looks like a goofball! When he dies, he looks like a stupid-ass crying baby.


Aww...look at the poor whining baby cry after getting his wittle feet scraped!

There's only one music track, and it's annoying and repetitive. It's almost the same thing that loops every five seconds! You won't hear much of the sound because the music will be too glaringly loud for you to hear any of it. It must've been the same guy that did the City Connection music who kept putting his ass on the keyboard dozens of times. The gameplay consists of getting various and numerous keys to open the more numerous doors. This is fun....for five seconds. Afterwards, you want to take those keys and shove them in a different place other than the keyhole...

Another major thing is that the goofball dies WAY too easily. One tiny, eency little brush with something will result in him acting like a whiny brat. This is especially aggrivating when you're on an elevator, and the tip of your guy gets crushed, resulting in a stupid loss of a life. The only thing that's interesting, and that's only to immature people, is that the fairies you find in the game are found with full-frontal nudity. Don't ask me to post a pic, because if I post it, Angelfire will take away this site faster than you can count to three.

Onto the next one!!