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Here's some of Matt Dragon's greatest quotes(in no particular order)


  • Yeah Road, you might want to go easy on those double expresso's!


  • I'm a young, charismatic bad ass, your....Canadien.


  • I bet you guys are Canadian. That explains the stupidity.


  • Franco, you might be the Al Gore of the EMF. You just don't know when to quit.


  • What a surprise, Salvatore was in just about every segment of the show.


  • You see, Franco is what you would call an idiot. He's very thick headed, and to top it off...he's Canadien.


  • Tell me Ray, who has the best win-loss record in the EMF? Me. Who's the greatest EMF Intercontinental champion of all time? Me. Who's the most charismatic guy in the EMF? Me. Who's the guy that gets laid the most in the EMF? Me. There's just no denying that I'm the man.


  • Sometimes I can't believe how stupid Franco is...then I just remind myself that he's Canadian.


  • So agian, unless you know what your talking about, which never happens, keep your damn skeet-filled mouth shut.


  • When your music hits, the entire arena empties out to take a piss!


  • And if Steph thinks she can distract me with her...assets...well, she's right, but it won't be enough to cost me my title.


  • I am the baddest mother fucker on the face of the earth!


  • You see, change is a good thing...for me anyways. You see the only way I change, is when I improve and get better. You on the other hand, go from bad to worse!


  • Tonight, I'm going to make NOTHING live up to his name. I wonder how he came to be called that in the first place. Is it for the obvious reason that he's a no-talent, no-charisma, nobody? Or maybe thats what the ladies call him for...other reasons.


  • Matt Dragon: When you have as much talent, ability, charisma, not to mention the looks that I have, you can do whatever you damn well please.

    Greg Jones: Oh, is that so?

    Matt Dragon: Yeah it is, and right now I'm gonna go bang two chicks at the same time Greg. Have fun masturbating.


  • Wasabi is gonna go down faster than his mom on a first date!


  • A half hour later, Dragon has made his way to the local police station. He laughs as he walks into the police station with a brown paper bag.

    Officer: Hey I think someones here! Quick get back into your cell!

    Road obliges the officer and walks back into his cell. The officer hides the autograph that Road had just signed for him. The officer heads up to the front desk where Dragon is waiting. A few moments later, Dragon and the officer walk into the room with the cell. Dragon smiles when he sees Road all locked up.

    Officer: You've got a visiter.

    Road: What the hell? What are you doing here?

    Matt Dragon: Oh how the mighty have fallen...what are you doing in there, hiding from Punisher? Why the hell did you get yourself locked up? On second though, don't even bother answering, I know how you think you'r a badass...and all badasses spend some hard time now and then...

    Road: What's in the bag?

    Matt Dragon: Just a few little gifts.

    Road: Gifts? Damn I must have caused some brain damage the last time we were in the ring.

    Matt Dragon: Ha ha...you know I wouldn't be cracking jokes if I were you...I just saw a big biker guy in the next cell...I bet his name's Bubba...and you know what happens in prisons, don't you?

    Road: Shut your damn mouth. You know that if anyone tried anything I'd beat their ass.

    Matt Dragon: Maybe. But just in case, I got you a few things.

    Dragon dumps out the contents of the bag into his hand, then tosses them to Road.

    Road:...You son of a bitch.

    Road tosses the few boxes of cigarettes to the floor.

    Matt Dragon: I saved the best for last.

    Dragon reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cork. He holds it up and begins to laughg, but Road gets up and reaches through the bars, grabbing on to Dragon's shirt. Dragon continues laughing.

    Road: Listen you son of a bitch, even though Steiner's already beaten your ass before, I hope, that somehow, you manage to beat him. Becuase if you do, I'm going to tear your ass up at Hell on Earth. It won't be like any of the other times, oh no, it'll be me kicking your punk ass all over the arena!

    Matt Dragon: *sarcastically* Oh officers, Help, this prisoner is attacking me!

    The offecer comes into the room and breaks Road and Dragon apart. Dragon starts laughing as he the officer forces him out of the holding cell area.

    Road: Good luck with Steiner! You'll need it!

    Matt Dragon: Hey Road! Don't drop the soap!

    Dragon is asked to leave, and he agrees. He laughs as he steps into his car and drives off.