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[ Matt Dragon's return to the ring is big news around the EMF. Ray Deo and Tom Clorence jump at the chance to get an interview with Dragon and Mr.E. Was Dragon still as cocky as ever? How could Mr.E hope to hold his own in the ring? Ray and Tom would attempt to get the answers to those questions and more. They have made their way to the CEO's office. Ray knocks on the door. A moment later, half a dozen beatufil vivacious women come streaming out of the office. Ray looks into the room and Dragon motions for him to come in. ]
Ray Deo: Well, there's one thing that hasn't changed.
Matt Dragon: Thats one of the benefits of being the CEO. More time for poontang. Right Edge?
Mr.E: You know it.
Tom Clorence: Quite an office you have here.
Matt Dragon: Yah, yah, yah, enough with the small talk, make with the questions guys.
Tom Clorence: Right. Well first of all, how is it being the CEO of the EMF?
Matt Dragon: It's a trip, I'll tell you that much. It's great having some storke around here. Mr.E and I make sure that things are exciting and entertaining in the EMF.
Mr.E: What would they ever do without us?
Ray Deo: Why the sudden return to action?
Matt Dragon: Frankly, Ray, I got bored. Being the CEO is good and all, but there's no reason why I shouldn't be the CEO and still kick some ass in the ring once a week. Besides, I know all my fans are longing to see me on tv again.
Tom Clorence: Why did you attack the tag team champions a few weeks ago?
Matt Dragon: Well Tom, I figured I'd jump start my return and get myself in a tag team title match. Being the CEO, I could have just snapped my fingers and made it happened, but I prefer to do it the old fashioned way.
Ray Deo: Why compete in the tag team didvision when you've achieved such success in singles competition?
Matt Dragon: Ray, I'm a two time world heavyweight champion. I could be right back in the thick of things in the title picture if I desired, but I've been there and done that. I've never held the tag team titles before.
Tom Clorence: Why chose Mr.E as your partner? Why not get someone more...qualified?
Mr.E: Hey, I'm as tough as the next guy! I've competed in an EMF ring before. Hell, who wouldn't want me as their tag partner?
Matt Dragon: Me and Edge go way back. He may not have been trained as a wrestler, but he's been around wrestling his whole life. So he may not beat you with his technical ability, but he knows how to win a match. Trust me.
Mr.E: Yeah, trust him!
Ray Deo: What do you think of Primetime's world title reign?
Matt Dragon: He's a pretty good champion if you ask me. He defends the title on a regular basis against all the contendors. He even takes them on two and three at a time. And you know the guy has got to be good if he retired Trashman. But he's no Matt Dragon, thats for sure.
Tom Clorence: Oh by the way, congradulations on being inducted into the EMF Hall of Fame.
Matt Dragon: It was pretty much a given that I would be in there sooner or later. It just happened to be sooner. Ray Deo: What do you think of your opponents Warrior and Angelus Archer?
Matt Dragon: I've been watching Warrior compete for a little while now, and let me tell you, he's one hyper son of a bitch. I think he has ADD or is hyperactive or something. He's pretty weird if you ask me. But he has managed to get two title belts around his waiste, so he's got to be doing something right. As far as his in-ring ability goes, he's no match for me. He's no where near my league. As for that Angelus guy, well I haven't seen what he can do in the ring, but I'm betting that he's the brains of the operation. He hangs around with Jarred Carthallion, so he's got to be a decent athelete. But that doesn't mean that he won't get an ass kicking from yours truley.
Tom Clorence: You haven' changed a bit.
Matt Dragon: You can't improve on perfection, Tom. Now 've got things to do so why don't you and Ray get a move on, eh?
Tom Clorence: I was about to suggest the same thing.
[ Tom and Ray get up and leave the CEO's office. ]
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